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[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

TruBlood is like the real thing.

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[joanofalltrades.livejournal.com]

TruBlood?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

Synthetic blood.

[joanofalltrades.livejournal.com]

Does it come in flavors? Anemic? High-cholesterol? Diabetic?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

That's to come soon. It's a test run since we came out a few years ago.

[joanofalltrades.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Blood flavored lollipops too?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

I don't forsee that no. Then again I do suppose it depends on how bored someone gets.

[joanofalltrades.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a shame. The marketing practically writes itself. "Don't suck on a neck! Suck on a lollipop instead!"

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

*chuckles at that unable to help it*

Nice slogan.

[joanofalltrades.livejournal.com]

I told you the marketing practically writes itself. Just remember, copyright Kate Cordello.

Out of curiosity, what is TruBlood made out of? Soylent Red? o.O

[contact-zero.livejournal.com]

...oh my God.

OOC: Don't mind her, she comes from Ultraviolet canon, where of course Stephen Moyer played the bad guy and screwed with her ex-husband's head a lot. >.<

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

Do I know you?

ooc No worries. I'm just testing him out having seen the pilot lol just trying not to reveal too much.

[contact-zero.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, apparently not.

*shakes her head*

I'm sorry, there's a guy you bear a very strange resemblance to who made my ex-husband's life a nightmare for a very long time. I thought I'd kind of put both of them behind me like...three years ago, so it's a bit of a shock.

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to cause you discomfort. I am Bill Compton.

[contact-zero.livejournal.com]

It's not your fault, just -- long story.

Brittany Wells. So what is it that you do?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

Easiest thing to say is I am a vampire.

[contact-zero.livejournal.com]

I used to be married to a guy who worked for a vampire hunting organization. Part of that long story.

...and now that I sound creepy, I should point out that I actually coach college basketball.

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

Vampire hunters? Well I prefer to never meet one of those. Though we have come out of the coffin as it were to the world.

[justa-waitress.livejournal.com]

I...wouldn't really know.

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd like it Sookie.

[justa-waitress.livejournal.com]

I think you're probably right. I've never really wanted to try it.

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

It might make you sick.

[justa-waitress.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't really made with...normal people...in mind, was it?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

No Sookie, no it wasn't.

[justa-waitress.livejournal.com]

So you...haven't come into Merlotte's lately. Is everything alright?

[haveanytrublood.livejournal.com]

Don't think they like me there Sookie.