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[never-small.livejournal.com]

Considering sabotaging my own damned project.

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[fracturing-will.livejournal.com]

Why?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

Because I hate it.

[fracturing-will.livejournal.com]

Good answer.

Won't it piss anyone else off?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

It'll probably get me thrown in jail. Forever.

[fracturing-will.livejournal.com]

Forever's a long time... need a lawyer?

[idontpaint.livejournal.com]

Isn't that a waste of time if you've already started said project?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

Trust me, the project was started long before I was assigned to work on it.

[idontpaint.livejournal.com]

I see. What's wrong with this project of yours exactly?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

It's dull. It's going nowhere. I have better things to be doing.

[idontpaint.livejournal.com]

In that case you should scrap it and move on. Someone else will come along who likes boring stuff and they can take up where you left off.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

Why would you do that?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

Because I hate it. It's going nowhere and it's a waste of my time.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

What is the project, if you don't mind me asking?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

I don't. It's not particularly secret.

I'm working on replicating the super-soldier serum that they used to create Captain My Shit Smells Like Roses America.

[its-notluck.livejournal.com]

A super soldier serum? What does that do?

[straightaim.livejournal.com]

Oh hey now, come on...don't do that...

Do you miss your miniature lab assistants?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

You know what? They can have my job.

[straightaim.livejournal.com]

That's a terrible idea, Hank. I don't know if I could fight a super-serum fueled 50 foot incarnation of my daughter's toy frog.

That's more of a...Namor thing.

[never-small.livejournal.com]

Did you totally miss the part where I can't get the serum to work? It would just be a huge frog.

[straightaim.livejournal.com]

Maybe Amphibian DNA is the missing link...Steve did survive in suspended animation for years...

...there are frogs that do that.

You can send my check directly to my S.H.I.E.L.D account.

[only-pepper.livejournal.com]

Bad day, Hank?

[never-small.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[only-pepper.livejournal.com]

Want to vent? I'm immune to your bad attitude, I could probably sit through what you have to say. ;)

[never-small.livejournal.com]

I just hate this idiotic project. I've asked repeatedly to be transferred off it and Fury just keeps refusing.

[only-pepper.livejournal.com]

That's how Fury is. You're on the super soldier project, right? I'm trying to remember if I know anything else about it...