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sixwordstories2008-09-05 07:59 pm
campjesus) wrote in sixwordstories2008-09-05 07:59 pm(no subject)
Stupid jerks busted my place up.
campjesus) wrote in sixwordstories2008-09-05 07:59 pm
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How about I hire you two very big, very heavily armed bodyguards with caffeine addictions and no personal lives?
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It's fine, these punks aren't going away. I'm just gonna get a new door.
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So, they think you're one of them, right? I mean...they wouldn't hurt you, would they?
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Naw. They been comin' around for weeks, keep trying to get me to be Beavis or Butthead's girl.
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Fucking assholes. I swear...
*deep breath*
You still got your gun? I mean, I know you didn't buy it for the Belushi boys but you'll use it if you have to, right?
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*doesn't point out that the last time someone tried something he shanked them*
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*sighs*
At least let me help with the door?
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All right, come on. We'll go down to the hardware store and pick one out. We'll get you a good one, solid core, security locks. The ABIs will have to start working out if they wanna get through this one.
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Okay. One lock. One very good, very strong, very unbreakable lock.
*eyes him*
You drive a hard bargain, von Ponybutt.