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[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

How do you woo a lady?

Or: ladies, how do men woo you?

Comments

[deathangeljohn.livejournal.com]

I think... if you want to woo a lady, it depends on the lady. If she's the romantic type, poetry and flowers and little gifts are usually appreciated...

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I think she might be. What if she's the married type?

[deathangeljohn.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that's a little difficult, then. It would all depend on if she wants to leave her husband.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I'm relatively certain she does not.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Depends on who you're trying to woo.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Uh.

Well.

Someone very...off-limits.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Very slowly.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Proceed despite the off-limits?

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

You pitching woo to anyone in particular?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Well, aren't you the reporter?

On the record or off?

[Locked]

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Off record. WAAAY off record.

Re: [Locked]

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Then I think you know.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

You know, I like a man who clubs me over the head and drags be back to his cave by my hair.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Then I may not be the man for you.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

*Laughs hard.* Are you a cave man?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

...Not usually.

[eirenikos]

Plaid. Lots of plaid. Blue plaid. Red works too. And white tshirts.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Not sure that would work on me. Though she does seem to be fond of it.

[eirenikos]

Oh, we're talking about you? I kid! Clark wears lots of plaid and that works out very well for me.

I think you should wear what you're comfortable in, and the object of your affection should, theoretically, already think you are the best person on the planet.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

Start with smiling. And at least pretending you're interested in what she's saying.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't need to pretend.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

Suppose that's an advantage, then.

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I make them laugh.

Often unintentionally.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

You?

Color me shocked.

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

Mm.

Of course, the money is never much of a hindrance.