http://pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-09-08 04:15 am
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What're all the insomniacs up to?
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[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Try to take over the world. Very nice.

So nothing interesting then I take it?

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not at this hour. The Army tends to have very regimental schedules.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Army. Wow. So what's on your schedule for right now?

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Right now, this moment? Watching the Discovery Channel and trying not to plot something devious.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
The Discovery Channel is pretty much amazing.

My guess is the second part isn't working so well.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. I get too much joy out of it.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
So then you probably shouldn't hold back or you might explode or something.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Eh. Delayed gratification is more rewarding. It'll also depend on what he does to piss me off.

*smiles slightly*

I love my job.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh so this involves someone else too.. hmm.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Probably shouldn't do anything bad to someone else. Just cause, you know.. the Golden Rule and everything. That rule is pretty hardcore.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing that serious...just a little friendly competition.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. I see. What did you have in mind?

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly going into his office and stealing all his pens.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
I've learned there's nothing more annoying than not having a pen when you need one.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
That is.. more than true. It's a pet peeve of mine to.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm sure Ryan would hate that.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
His name's Ryan? That's my name too.

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
His last name; I call him Ryan, he calls me Cohen. I've never actually heard him call me Katie.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh okay. I see. So what's his first name?

[identity profile] walkthefire.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
Tom. Colonel Tom Ryan. He's my CO.

Totally meta

[identity profile] knowthenbreak.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Being kidnapped.

Re: Totally meta

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
Step number one, call the police.

Re: Totally meta

[identity profile] knowthenbreak.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, really? If I could, I would. Head hit against a desk until I lost consciousness. Kind of hard to call for help.

Re: Totally meta

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Understandable. You want me to do it?

Re: Totally meta

[identity profile] knowthenbreak.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the damned security guard has already seen the tapes and is frantically calling the police, putting out an alert to come to my assistance..

Re: Totally meta

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's good at least.

[identity profile] namesnotchuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
Looking for good names.

[identity profile] namesnotchuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
My newly adopted son. I've been calling him Snickers, he likes it. But that hardly seems appropriate for official paperwork.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah probably not.

Alright, well maybe you should keep with the S at least. Like Sam or something.

At least you weren't calling him Whatchamacalit. That'd get confusing.

[identity profile] namesnotchuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
I was kind of thinking Ryan. I've always liked that name. It's real sturdy.

*laughs* Yeah, I don't think I could do that. Much too impersonal.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh seriously? That's my name. Well, my names actually George, but I go by Ryan.

Definitely. Good candy though.

[identity profile] namesnotchuck.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Wait, your name is George but you go by Ryan? Is that your middle name or something?

I don't believe I have ever had one actually.

[identity profile] pretty-odd-ryan.livejournal.com 2008-09-08 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Ryan is my middle name. George Ryan Ross III.

Next time you go to the store, that's the way to go.
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