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Wonder what being human is like.

I was human once lass and it was a pile of shit.

It'd be nice to try though.

I understand that it is vastly overrated.

Really?

That is my understanding.

Hm.

What are you now?

I'm a vampire.

It wouldn't be much of a difference... would it?

I dunno, I've never been human.

You would eat something different... and what else?

*Frown* Uh... Less agile I suppose.

Less agile?

Yeah, though I suppose I'd smell less.

Be able to smell less, you mean?

Yeah.

Does that matter?

Sometimes it can get annoying.

Boring. Unless you're handsome like me then you got the better end of the deal.

*Giggles* I'd suppose, you can't hunt can you?

That all depends on what you mean by hunt.

Like: after deer and stuff.

Can't say I do but when it comes to hot women I cover a 20 mile stretch.

*Blush* I wouldn't know about that.

No you're hot. It's my job to find hotties like you.

*Goes bright red*

*smiles and winks at her*

*Starts to stutter*

You okay there?

Y-Yeah *Keeps blushing*

*winks at her*

You're not used to attention?

Not really.

I think you should get used to it.

A-and blushing?

Blushing makes a girl beautiful.

*Keeps blushing*