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Keep telling yourself that Blair.

How is the Lord doing?

Hey, you had your chance.

But since you asked, he's amazing. I've never been this happy before.

*jaw clenches just a bit*

Good I'm glad. I'm having my own fun.

Her eyes darken slightly.

Mmm...passing out on the beach isn't exactly my idea of fun. But then, you've always been a little...different.

I meant in my penthouse Blair. Only passing out is after a few good tumbles in my bed.

I wouldn't know. I've tried to block the memory of that entire phase in my life.

Oh I'm sure you still see it in your dreams, still think of it when you are all alone in your bed.

It's comforting to know some things never really change.

Forget it, Bass. That ship has already sailed...and then sank.

Only because The Waldorf just couldn't keep up.

Or because The Bass~~tard~~ couldn't keep it in his pants long enough to get on a helicopter.

Ah see that's where you are wrong. Where you make an ass out of yourself and assume the worst. I told you why I didn't show but nothing is ever good enough for the princess.

And I told you what you had to say to get me. Three little words. Is it really that hard?

For me yes, but some people just don't have patience and will run off with the first Lord that flashes them a smile.

And some people don't want to waste their lives waiting for something that's never going to come.

There you go assuming again Blair. Those words weren't exactly something I heard growing up, you did. When they were said it was to hide a lie and deceit on my father's part. So no it's not easy for me to say words my father twisted into something else.

You're not Bart, Chuck. And thank God for that.

If you were able to say them....actually say them, not just stammer them out....would they be true?

Sometimes I am very close.

Yes.

And if you keep thinking like that, someday you will turn into him. But right now...you're not even close.

Good. Now you just need to learn how to say them.

As many would say Blair, I'm a Bass there is no escaping it.

I'm not sure I ever will. I tried, you have no idea how much I wanted to.

That's bull. I'll be damned if I'm going to end up like either of my parents. But you have to actually put up an effort to be different.

Probably about as much as I wanted to hear it.

Well I'd pay to see you turn into a gay man in France. If you can pull that one off. ......Or wait you and another girl.

I did try.

You know what I meant.

I know. And that does get you a few extra points, but trying isn't everything.

I could handle you and another girl. as long as it's not Serena.

Not enough apparently for you to stay and not leave with him.

First, let me say for the millionth time, you're a complete pig. Second...what? Feelings not as strong for Serena now that you're technically related? Poor baby.

Maybe you should try harder.

I am a man Blair. They were never that strong, and you could do better then Serena.

I don't know what more you want from me.