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*blinks* Ahhh... Please don't show that to my fiance.

But...why can't I? What about this? (http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/baby-nursery-decorating-ideas-22.jpg) I'm going to show it to my baby daddy. [Smirks]

That's just evil. And what if we're having a boy? Couldn't never put a boy in a room that color. He'd turn out gayer 'en me. *grins*

You could but it might be a bit much. Hell, it'd be a bit much for a girl too.

Might be? Might be? I think it's too much for pixies, much less people.

[Chuckles] I'd be nauseous every time I went in there.

Don't scare the poor thing.

[Giggles] But like someone I know said, she can't focus for the first couple months.

So you're just going to do what you want? That's pretty selfish of you. *bitchy, but kidding*

Yes, I have to carry her for nine months! [Is kidding too]

*D:* What a dead-beat mama you'll be.

Ohmigod, John, I was kidding! You take that back right now!

*laughs* I was kidding, too, relax. You'll be an excellent mom.

Way better than I could ever be. *;)*

[Smiles] Thank you for saying so.

I don't know about that. [Teases] You should come down and see.

I absolutely will. How far along will you be come October?

[Tilts head and thinks] At about...four months? Maybe?

Cool. Can't wait to see you. *:)*

I can't wait to see you either. [Smiles]

That is a very pretty color.

[Smiles] It is but I think it's a bit much. I might go with turquoise, that's a very pretty color.

They are both pretty colors. Whatever you decide I am sure will look very pretty.

[Smiles a little] I hope so, it'll be nice to make Morsel a room.

Morsel? oh, you are referring to the child. Yes, that will be very gratifying for you. To make something so abstract into something real.

Don't ask, it's a very strange nickname we came up with. [Chuckles] Yeah, I've always liked doing rooms though I'll have to get someone to paint for me.

I hear that parents often give odd nicknames to their children, it is a bonding experience. I am sure Grady-san would paint for you.

Is it? I... [Blinks] Grady-san?

I know very little except what I read in books and what I see, but yes, I think it is. Yes, Grady Fletcher, Grady-san is what I call him. Perhaps I have spoken out of place?

Oh no, I just wasn't aware that you knew him.

I am his friend, that is all.

[Smiles] Okay. I just don't know many of his friends, only talked to one or two.

That is because he rarely introduces one female to another, for fear they will compare notes.

[Arches brow] Compare notes? On him?

*Pauses.* No, he gives each one a part of a treasure map that leads to an amazing treasure. That is if you put the pieces together correctly.

[Just smirks] Figures, Grady would be an amusing pirate.

He has a very nice ship, and his own island, I do not think he has hidden the treasure there because that is the first place people would look. I will never find it, of this much I am sure.

I guess it's a good thing I'm very patient, or I try to be. I'll have more time to figure it out while I'm waiting for Morsel to finish baking.

I want cake.

[Laughs] Now I'm going to want cheesecake.

With strawberries?

Of course, and whip cream.

Go out and make him get you some.

*makes a face*