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[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

Girlfriend.

Birthday.

What do you do?

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[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Buy her something shiny?

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

She ain't into tech, though.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Tech?

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

What else shiny is there?

[appropriate-act.livejournal.com]

Presents are generally well received.

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

Gee, thanks. Never would have guessed.

[appropriate-act.livejournal.com]

See, this is where you have to put some thought into it. That tends to make it more meaningful.

[andrewsmiller.livejournal.com]

Whatever she wants.

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

How am I supposed to know what that is?

[andrewsmiller.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Don't even know her. What's she like?

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Chicks are the most difficult people to shop for.

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

No kidding, man.

[everythingmetal.livejournal.com]

Dinner is always good but kind of cliche.

Uhm...*grunt* Apparently you're supposed to think about them as like...individuals or something when buying presents? And also some other girls told me if you do something that means something to you they dig it?

[verdona.livejournal.com]

Oral.

Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to be encouraging premarital sex am I? Whoops.

Write her a letter?

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

You are one seriously twisted lady.

A letter? A letter ain't a gift, Grams.

[verdona.livejournal.com]

I know it. That's not the reason why, though.

Certainly it is. All right, let's think a moment. If you could sum up your relationship in a phrase, what would it be?

[amagicalaura.livejournal.com]

Just hang out?

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

That's just what you're supposed to say.

[amagicalaura.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[8-by-10.livejournal.com]

How about a picture of you an' her an' Devlin? Maybe in a frame? Aunt Gwen likes pictures.

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

She does, huh? I can ask Tennyson if he has one. I'm not so much picture-guy.

[8-by-10.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, it's not like you could take one of yourself, silly!

Tell dad to take one, cause than she won't suspect it from you.

[elevenminusone.livejournal.com]

Is her birthday soon?

[kevin-e-levin.livejournal.com]

Yup.

Be afraid.

[elevenminusone.livejournal.com]

Afraid?