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Dear vampires:
UR DOIN IT WRONG.
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writer-mel.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:07 am (UTC)
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*facepalm*
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:08 am (UTC)
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Oh I have more.
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writer-mel.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:10 am (UTC)
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I live in fear that anything I write might encourage this kind of harmless but ridiculous delusion.
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2008-09-09 02:10 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:18 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:32 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:34 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:36 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:39 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:43 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:46 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:53 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:54 (UTC)
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antivitalism.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:08 am (UTC)
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... D:
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:09 am (UTC)
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GET YOUR ASS ON JERRY SPRINGER.
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antivitalism.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:19 am (UTC)
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... DDDDD:
I -- I am a pacifist. And yet I have this rising desire to go punch the face in of that dude with the hair.
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2008-09-09 02:20 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:33 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:36 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:44 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:57 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 02:59 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 03:04 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 03:16 (UTC)
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artoflabor.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:11 am (UTC)
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That dude with the moustache looks like he OD'd on Hot Topic.
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:11 am (UTC)
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I'd still hit it.
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artoflabor.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:13 am (UTC)
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But how could he possibly respond when you insist "NO TEETH!!!"?
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2008-09-09 02:14 (UTC)
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2008-09-09 03:39 (UTC)
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reportresurrect.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:18 am (UTC)
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WOW.
Somewhere in L.A a vampire I know just whirled in his freezer.
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:21 am (UTC)
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This guy is my hero.
I can only aspire to that degree of frippery. You know a year ago he was eating Slim Jims and listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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reportresurrect.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:25 am (UTC)
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...owowowowowww...
Nothing is scarier than Zack the Vampire.
'A very beautiful woman came to me' Why do I doubt seriously that a beautiful woman has ever approached that kid?
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2008-09-09 02:29 (UTC)
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adalia-krause.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:25 am (UTC)
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...What was that?
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:30 am (UTC)
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Vampires.
They are alive.
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adalia-krause.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:36 am (UTC)
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Do they... I'm not fond of the song and dance. That's not common, right?
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guitar-for-hire.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:31 am (UTC)
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That was ...
Damn.
That was fucked up.
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cache-of-spark.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 02:32 am (UTC)
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I love how in the first thirty seconds they show the vampire chick walking
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:34 am (UTC)
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She does it a lot. I guess she's just magically immune.
See, I would accept this (while laughing, still, but) if they represented it as a lifestyle choice and not I AM AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE I AM COMPELLED TO DRINK BLOOD.
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deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 03:07 am (UTC)
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THEY SPARKLE IN IT, DUH, DON'T YOU READ TWILIGHT?!
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2008-09-09 02:46 am (UTC)
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I don't want to click, do I.
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campjesus
2008-09-09 02:47 am (UTC)
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CLICK IT
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deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 03:13 am (UTC)
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Thank you, Brody. I really needed that indention on my forehead from the repeated headdesking.
I canz slip a real vampire their addresses, yes?
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campjesus
2008-09-09 03:49 am (UTC)
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I think that would be unnecessarily cruel to an actual vampire.
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jansenmaceibhir.livejournal.com
2008-09-09 03:18 am (UTC)
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Wow.
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campjesus
2008-09-09 03:48 am (UTC)
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It's kind of amazing, y/y?
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I -- I am a pacifist. And yet I have this rising desire to go punch the face in of that dude with the hair.
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Somewhere in L.A a vampire I know just whirled in his freezer.
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Nothing is scarier than Zack the Vampire.
'A very beautiful woman came to me' Why do I doubt seriously that a beautiful woman has ever approached that kid?
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They are alive.
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Damn.
That was fucked up.
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See, I would accept this (while laughing, still, but) if they represented it as a lifestyle choice and not I AM AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE I AM COMPELLED TO DRINK BLOOD.
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;D
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I canz slip a real vampire their addresses, yes?
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