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Heart attacks are not something to joke about. But. Steak and lots of it.

Don't tell my husband.

Yeah, but if you had fun getting that heart attack...

Why, is he a vegetarian?

No. He's had two heart attacks and underwent a triple bypass last year that nearly killed him.

Oh.

That blows monkey balls...

Yes, it does. Thank you for your...sympathy.

No problem, Martha

So, so many ways.

What's your fave, Dawes?

French fries. Cupcakes. Chocolate. It would honestly be too hard to choose.

You are so not going to fit into your wedding dress if you by it now. You'll have to get it like, a week before your wedding, just to make sure you fit in it.

Yeah, yeah. I don't care. I love food and I've eaten this way forever.

Yeah, I hear Peps complain about it all the time.

I know.

In'N'Out 4x4.

God damn, do I miss In 'N' Out... their fucking cheeseburgers rock.

Like nothing else, man. Like nothing else.

You're telling me.

Fuck. I dream of that place. I just moved from the west coast out to the east like... six months ago? Haven't found a good replacement.

Man, see, that's like the #1 reason why I could never live anywhere but the west coast. I seriously get cravings for the shit when we're on tour. I have yet to find ANY burger joint ANYWHERE that compares, it's pathetic.

I'm a fan of the french fry. From anywhere, really.

How about poutine?

I've only ever had it once, but it was amazing. You can't eat too much, though, unless you really are going for that heart attack.

You have to have it more than once. It's the only way to truly appreciate and enjoy it.

Not if I want to keep my girlish figure.

Bah.

Well fine, eat it monthly then.

Just cause you apparently don't worry about cellulite doesn't mean we can all be so relaxed on it.

Bi-montly, maybe.

I can't get you to work your way up to bi-weekly, can I?

Yeah, I love being a guy. It rocks.

Definitely not. Then I'd have to go to the gym more, and I already despise it.

Some places have a burger with cheese and bacon on Krispy Kreme donut. Never had one, but I'm pretty dat would do it.

o_O

I need to eat that. Now.

Five Guys. I don't eat there often, and I'm now on the west coast so I can't get it here, but they have the best burgers and homemade fries ever. EVAR!

Yeah? I'm on the East Coast.. tell me more about this wonderfully tasty place.

OMG! So I went on the site (http://www.fiveguys.com/) to see where the nearest one to you was and they are fucking everywhere now. I swear to god it was only a few ago that there were only like 2 stores and you had to go VA to get to them. They even have them in Cali! I'm like the happiest girl ever right now.

Anyway, they make everything fresh right in front of you. The ground beef is formed into patties. You pick everything you want on it from this monster list (same price no matter how much you put on it) and crates of potatoes are shipped every day because they make all the fries fresh. PLUS! While you wait they have giant buckets of peanuts. AND they have birch beer. I <3 Five Guys!

Funnel cakes.

Scotch and sex, of course.

Of course.

At the same time?

Do I need to dignify that with an answer?

You rock, Larry.

Why thank you, Will.

I'll make sure to send Pep some scotch. She provide the rest I'm sure.

I have no idea to what you are referring, sir.