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'fraid not, sweetie. :)

It's fun to say anyway! Have you tried it?

No..

But "Money or the place goes 'boom!'" does.

Oooooh, I like money and booms! Have you gotten to say that one much?

Oh yes. I have a steady stream of income. Most people don't like buildings blowing up, which is fine with me.

These people clearly have no sense of quality entertainment.

Hey, it keeps me with money, so I don't mind!

What about blowing up an empty warehouse or something just for fun? Do you ever do that?

Oh yes. And to make sure they know I have the firepower to do it. Sometimes they think I'm bluffing.

Man, blowing shit up is srs bizniz! I wouldn't joke about stuff I'd pull out a lawn chair for to watch.

Depends on how you say it, I'd imagine. See, if you were actually carrying something that could kill a person, I bet most would shut up really quickly at that.

Well technically anyone's hands can kill a person, but I really don't mean it anyway.

Yeees, but going like this *makes hand motions that are somewhere between 'oogie boogie' and 'jazzhands'* doesn't tend to inspire fear in people, even if the hands involved are capable.

But yes, intent has a lot to do with it, too.

Hey man, have you ever seen LOST? Sayid's hands would scare me away any day. He's like a ninja.

People are afraid of broccoli too. I bet I could chase them around with some of that.

I can't say that I have, but I'll keep an eye out for guys named Sayid from now on.

If you pelted people with broccoli I am almost 95% sure they would run away from you. The other 5% is occupied by thoughts of people who would find something to pelt you back with.

And ninjas, don't forget. Though they're kinda hard to spot.

That's a ratio I'm willing to risk. Unfortunately the broccoli arsenal needs to be rotated pretty often.

Ninjas I was already looking out for (there's an acquaintance of mine who mentioned something about creating a kind of ninja drone of sorts so... yeah). But yes, damned sneaky ninjas.

The odds do seem to be in your favour. Perhaps you could fashion some sort of portable heating device.

Did you just say ninja drone?

I think I'd need to keep the broccoli cool if I wanted to preserve it.

Yeah, dinosaur ninja drone, actually. I forgot to add in the part about the dinosaurs. ...He's a programmer, that's why all of that is plausible. Anything can happen in computer-land, it seems.

Possibly. If you refrigerate it rather than heat it you do have the added bonus of that creepy, clammy feeling once it hits the targets.

Creepy and clammy can be fun, though I'm mostly going for the "holy crap! it's broccoli!" factor.

In which case, it sounds like a win-win situation no matter how you decide to store it.

Dumbass.

Hey! Don't I know you from somewhere?