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[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

This place isn't nearly dazzling enough.

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[talkinwolverine.livejournal.com]

That so?

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Yep. I'm here to sparkle and dazzle.

[talkinwolverine.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that, but you're doing something all right.

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

If I stand in the sun, I really sparkle.

Because vampires do that. They SPARKLE.

[talkinwolverine.livejournal.com]

No frying to a shiny crisp for you, huh? That's very interesting.

How do you sparkly vampire types bite the glittery dust then?

[dont-eat-brainz.livejournal.com]

I've got a glittery decapitated head if you want it.

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

You aren't talking about MY head, are you? My skin is like sparkly marble, and my bone structure is just too perfect to get wasted on a decapitation.

[dont-eat-brainz.livejournal.com]

Eh, you look fragile, I could probably pop your head off with a can opener, but that's not what I was thinking of.

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Oh, then yes. I want to out-sparkle the head.

[campjesus]

*bops him on the noggin with sparkly wand of sparkles*

YAY!

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Just what I needed! More sparkles!

*sparkles and dazzles you*

Thank you!

[campjesus]

*iz dazzled*

*sparkles MOAR*

*EPIC SPARKLE BATTLE*

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Oh, you are just dazzling!

*sparkles, dazzles, makes it look GOOD*

[steals-kidneys.livejournal.com]

*suddenly, a unicorn pops its head out of a nearby portal!*

Sparkle, sparkle! Sp-sp-SPARKLE!!!

*apparently, it is drawn by Edward's sparkliness? It must be destiny*

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

Oh, a sparkly unicorn? Oh my, I must out-sparkle it!

*dazzles and sparkles the unicorn!*

[steals-kidneys.livejournal.com]

Sparkle, spa- back-up! It's time for back-up!

*The unicorn summons his pink friend to join it in sticking it's head out of the portal. Together they shall attempt to rise to the dazzling challenge!*

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

You will never out-sparkle me!

*sparkles and dazzles harder! (and might realize how dirty that sounds!*

[le-gamin.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty dazzling. So...so...nah.

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

You cannot out-dazzle me!

[not_myfirstday]

Edward! I was wondering why things were so dull and non-sparkle filled!!

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

It was because I was not here!

*dazzles you*

[jasonbeast.livejournal.com]

.... soooooo not Gothy.

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

I'm not gothy. I'm dazzling!

*dazzles you all night long*

[jasonbeast.livejournal.com]

~blinks, and is not impressed~

[dazzlesparkle.livejournal.com]

*SPARKLES*