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*Teeth chatters.* It's f-f-freezing in here!

This is why you gotta move out here, kid. Light and bright.

I thought I was in school, but it turns out I'm in an Industral freezer.

Gotta love bureaucracy: save energy, cryogenically freeze your students.

Other than that, how you doing?

I think it's suppose to keep us awake, like in Vegas.

OMG where have you been?! INSANITY IS A FOOT! A lot of things are a foot around here.

How the hell would I know, the last time I was in Vegas I think my son was still in grade school.

I've been...around. Doing things. What do you mean, insanity? Did I miss the show?

Didn't you know the pump in fresh oxygen and keep everything cool so everyone stays awake and gambles more.

You missed my birthday, my engagement, my dad going missing, and my first day of school. That's insanity.

Well shit. I obviously need to be spanked.

Well lucky for you I have my paddle!

Well, there we go then. (Annie, of course, would kill me.)

Yeahhh there would be talkings too, and misunderstandings. Speaking of, how are you?

I'm all right. Son's still a slacker, Dean still can't finish planning The Wedding of the Century -- in other words, pretty much the same damn stuff. He doesn't marry that girl, he's gonna lose her.

Dean, the silver spoon lawyer, right? Well it sounds like everything is pretty normal in your world right now. that's good.

That's the one. Yeah, normal's nice. No reporters to go annoy, though.

;__;

Awhhhh I am sorry! I could throw a few your way?

I'm sure there'll be a few eventually. That's sweet of you, though.

I ought to introduce you to Sammy. Maybe you could convince him to get an actual job.

Hey, anything for you, Jaws!

I would love to meet Sammy, I just have no clue what I could say or do to convince him to get a job.

Nobody can. He's just gonna do whatever he wants. You know kids.

*grins*

Darn tootin'! Oh wait, I see what you did there! I'm very responsible for my age even if I don't like it.

Sticks out tongue.

I'm sure you do.

*laughs*

You're probably more responsible than some adults I know.

That makes me really, really sad. I mean, I can see why no one wants to be responsible, but geez.

Oh well, I guess it's just you and me!

Islands in the stream, that is what we are.

Beautiful and profound, I like it. We need tee-shirts made up.

That's Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton for you.

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