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'Til death do us part? *frowns*

We could start with how to not turn people into animals?

Hmm, in order to answer that, I'd have to make sure I knew all the possible ways of turning someone into an animal, wouldn't I?

*frowns*

What are you getting at?

I'd need a test subject.

*gulps and takes a few steps back*

Got anyone in mind for your test subject?

I'm looking for volunteers.

Who would volunteer for something like that?!

I can't imagine.

I bet you'll never find anyone to be a test subject for your wicked work.

*smirks*

Maybe you should do the opposite and turn animals into people.

I would never torture animals like that.

And I'm sure someone will volunteer.

So you're just gonna turn humans into animals for no reason?

I never do anything for no reason.

Don't you think I'm hot enough without turning me into a kitten?

Hmmm, no.