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[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

Business people are boring during sex.
He talks about the stock market one more time...

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[walkthefire.livejournal.com]

Most people are boring, they just think they're not.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but in the middle of screwing me going: You know you should invest 50 bucks into this stock, it's gonna be big...

I told him: Yeah, it'll be big. Unlike you pencil dick

[walkthefire.livejournal.com]

*grins* Nice, very nice.

This is why I don't bother with most people. They're not worth it.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

Yeah I just needed some money *shrugs* They were paying a good amount of money, therefore I grit and beared it.

[dumornes-sol.livejournal.com]

That is quite the generalization there, dear. There are business people who are anything but.
Although if that happened, yes, they might get some parts of their anatomy seriously damaged.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

I'm sure some can be. Just not the type that hires girls. I think I could have fallen asleep if I was tired.

I kid you not...he did. Trying to get me to invest. I think that's what was getting him hotter then actaully having sex.

[dumornes-sol.livejournal.com]

Again too general. You came across a really bad specimen, that does not mean any who are business men and hire girls would be the same. And showing enthusiasm and finding ways to make it more exciting for him could have left you with a more satisfactory experience too.

Ah, but if it got him hotter, why did you not use it?

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

Bad specimen isn't the word.

I know nothing about that stupid crap and why would I talk about something I know nothing about? *blinks*

[bud-or-brando.livejournal.com]

*laughs hard*
*lowering his voice* "Oh yeah, baby. Check my portfolio...watch my shares rise. Oh yeah."
People talk too much, you know that? They oughta just shut up and fuck more often. That's my philosophy.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

GOD! YES! That's what he was doing! He was bragging about some big deal he made with someone.

I'm like: can you shut up and keep you know..GOING.

[bud-or-brando.livejournal.com]

I don't even wanna imagine what kinda fantasies this guy jerks off to...

"Dow Utilities went up 2 MORE points today! Uhuhuhuhuhuhhhhhh...."

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

I think I'd rather spare myself *face palms*

[campjesus]

You're doing the wrong businessmen.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

Apparently. And god are the stock market boys boring.

[campjesus]

Well, uh... nope, you're still doin' the wrong ones, if they're boring. I'm sure if you keep trying you'll find the interesting ones. There are a lot of them.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

I kinda do whatever the money brings in. Just a tiny bit boring. There have been some good ones though, the business tycoons.

[delamarck.livejournal.com]

Clearly you've been sleeping with the wrong sort of businessman.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

I sleep with whoever Eddie tells me to. He runs the show. Not me.

[delamarck.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps you should go into business for yourself. Or make yourself more skilled so that you both enjoy yourself.

Personally when I hire a woman I find it is best when everyone involved is at least getting some enjoyment out of it.

[sandstories.livejournal.com]

...boring how? Maybe you should ask for something else?

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

I don't have a choice in exactly whom I get. That's the problem. I just..grit and bare it. Doesn't mean I can't complain.

[sandstories.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh. I see. I'm sorry to hear that.

How did that happen?

[beentorehab.livejournal.com]

Think you need someone else then....like me.

[justalilfirebug.livejournal.com]

You..can not be a businessman...

[beentorehab.livejournal.com]

Not a businessman, though can be whatever you want me to be.