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Let the flames of desire open...

Here to entertain me?

Sure!

Well, start.

Okay. Takes out flowers and hands them to her.

Alright, what next? I have flowers.

Find the real flower among the duds. Watch out for the sprayers.-

You do it. I'm not here to entertain myself.

Aww... I had even put a special something in their for you...

Do you make a special effort to sound like an idiot?

And I don't like flowers.

No. But I did have something else. But its okay.

*shakes the flowers upside down*

What else do you have?

Baked you lots of food. I made you cakes, I bought you a car and lots and lots of other things.

Uh huh. Why would you do that? I don't think anything fell out of the flowers you got for me...

Let me show you. Come with me!

No, bring them here.

Fine. OH you dropped the keys. *points to keys on the ground* Walks back inside to get food. Comes out with lots and lots of things.

*picks up the keys*

Thanks. Let's see if you have any cooking skills. If so, you should reinvent yourself as a TV chef.

Home made chocolate!

Well, take a bite. Sit down, eat.

Nah. Its for you. You want to sit on a chair?

No no, you go ahead.

You don't like it? My chocolate?

I don't trust you enough to eat it.

Fine. Guess I wont' give you that car. Keys please.

*tosses the keys*

Catches them. Anything else I can do for you?

Back flips, or something.

Can't. I'm not that good.. can't do everything.

Can you run from lasers?

Yeah. I can run away from lots of thigns.

*smirks* You sure about that?

Yeah. WAIT what are you planning.

*zaps a laser from her finger at Kirk*

Starts running very very fast.

*continues zapping*

Keeps running. Starting to pant.

*zaps some more*

I DISLIKE YOU. *Keeps running*

You and a million other people. *keeps zapping*

I hear they have a cream for that, now!

I did too. You ever use it? *tilts head*

Noooo, the stuff that leads to that kind of thing is icky. *makes a face*

Ah.