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Porcelain manufactured in the Limoges region of France.

Is it supposed to be good or is it just like...saying what it is?

Yes, it's supposed to be good. Quite collectible, from what little I know.

There's a little jewelry box...thing. I was considering getting it.

A gift for someone?

Yeah, for a girl I'm dating.

I'm sure she'll adore it. Just make certain it isn't a knock off. If you're going to get fancy, you might as well do it right.

I don't want to get anything, you know...cheap. But it's Tiffany & Co. so I don't think it'd be a knock off?

Ah, Tiffany's. Yes, you'll be fine with them.

Blue box. Mostly just wanted something nice that had to do with ballet and crap because I refuse to sit through a show.

Well, as they say, it's the thought that counts. Ballet isn't everyone's cup of tea.

I don't see how anyone can stand it.

I find it helps if you know how much work goes into one.

Well Limoges is a region in France. So I would assume dat it's porcelain stuff made dere.

...Why not just say "porcelain"? Seriously.

If you have to ask, likely not something you can afford.

Way to assume, lady.

If you weren't raised with the knowledge, it's a pretty safe bet. Of course there's the reality that most aren't even close to my income bracket so I see most as poor.

"Old money" has to start somewhere.

Lady, I bet you don't even touch my income bracket.

Why are you gettings her a box anyway? If you gets a box, it has to be really strong so no one can get inside! Maybe, it should have spikes and a key, and if you open it the wrong way, there's a troll insides who cuts off your hand. That's brutal!

Because apparently you're supposed to like...put thought into a gift for a girl? I didn't know that. But apparently they really dig it? And if she likes the gift she should sleep with me, right?

...That would be seriously brutal. Where could we find a troll that small though?

((Hi. I love you. XD!))

Pffffff! You're Nathan Explosions! You don't need a box so girls sleep with you! Unless it was like that show with the guys who was singing, and they had something in a box that was stuck to their pants, and then, all the girls would sleeps with them. Or somethings like that.

Maybe you're supposed to think about what gift you would wants from a girl so yous would sleep with her. But you have to be careful - all the pretty girls are crazy!

I think for the box, we would need a little gnome that we would dress like a troll and keep in the box, because the only peoples know the difference between gnomes and trolls are you, me, Murderface, Pickle, Skwisgaar, Mr. Ofdensen, and everyone in Finland. (But that's ok - there's not many peoples there anyways.) But we gotta make sure there's holes in the box so the gnome can breathe, and we have to feed him at least twice a day, I think. Then, when someone tries to open the box - fatou! Only got one hand left! That's what I'm talkin' about!

I KNOW. The problem is when the girl isn't a groupie. Because they, like, don't throw themselves at me! And it isn't cool.

Pfft. I'd sleep with this girl without a gift. And she's not crazy. Yet. Maybe she's...like....I dunno....Maybe she's like, hiding it?

We should go find a gnome. What do gnomes eat?

((They crack me up. You have Toki down to a pat.))

Maybe you just need to tell her that. Say, "You know, I thinks maybe this works out better if you are...a groupie." Because girls, when you dates them, they don't want to sleep with yous unless they get a box! See? Crazy!

You should make sure she's not crazy, Nathans. Like, have one of those peoples who follows other peoples around when they go places, and takes pictures of them at the store and talks to their friends and puts it in the papers. That way, everyone knows if they're crazy.

Um...I think gnomes live in the woods or somethings, so...maybe they like to eats salad.

Oh! Maybe...maybe if you feed a gnome meat after midnights but tell them it's a potato and it's only dinner time, then they found out you lied they'd get really, really angry! Then we could put him in the costume and the box, and then everyone would think he is a baby troll, because he's killing everyone! Wowwie!

...But I don't want her to be a groupie. I have groupies. Dating is different. I just didn't realize I'd have to you know...I didn't think I wouldn't be getting laid. Maybe I should have done sex, and then dating. Fuck.

Uuuuuuuh. The paparazzi? I don't like them right now.

I...I don't think that'll work, Toki. We'd have to FIND a gnome. And then get a bigger box. And make it spiky.

((Toki is definitely the most fun. He has so much personality.))