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Specialty: Special Tea.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

That's awful.

It's hilarious.

Only because you're drinking the stuff.

Well, it doesn't work if I don't drink it, Harvey.

And if you do, the rest of us have to listen to jokes like that. *decisions! Flip a... how about he doesn't.*

If I drink enough, you could probably spook me.

Really.

Maybe. If I were in the deprivation tank.

I'll have to remember that.

I'm sure you will!

How special is the tea? That's the question.

Personality altering special.

Well.

Sort of.

That is special.

Sort of.

In a manner of speaking.

Or a manner of thinking?

Possibly.

Oh. I get it. That's funny.

DO you?

I do. The joke. Not the tea.
Just not special enough. Will survive somehow.

Not special ENOUGH?

I am not. No.
Unfortunate.

Who is?

Someone else.

God, not Batman?

Badum-ching.

Why's the tea special?

In the "special" sort of way.