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[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

*Outside McJagger's house.*   Grrr! Man up and die already.

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[gradyforhire.livejournal.com]

I snuck in there the other day. He has a painting.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

Nani?! That piece of shit. Wilder writes one stupid story and the whole world goes to shit.

[gradyforhire.livejournal.com]

*He chuckles and shakes his head.* I'm just teasing you, Aijin.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

You are so very mean to me, McJagger is such a gentleman. Be gentle, sweet prince. Be gentle, or I'll be gone like the wind. Seacrest out.

[gradyforhire.livejournal.com]

But I'm the one with the drinking problem.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

Ah but I am the one with the opium problem. So it evens out. I'm a very pretty girl. I once passed out in a south Philly dumpster after ingesting 3 ounces of laundry detergent. True dat.

[gradyforhire.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck with that. I see my work here is done.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

So you are going to leave? Interesting.

[gradyforhire.livejournal.com]

And why should I stay?

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting on Keith Richards.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

He's on my shit list too.

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

Maybe he'll fall out of another tree soon.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

I have to shake harder next time.

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

Please do. Or trip him as he's trying to get off the ground.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

Hit him with a coconut. Death by coconut OF DEATH! It would be very funny.

[animus-nocendi.livejournal.com]

Yes! I fully support that.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should start a petition. See what kind of support I could get for that.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Could you maybe visit Wilfred Brimley? The word is DI-A-BEE-TES not DIE-AH-BEEE-TUSS.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

But he has that funny mustache! I'll see what I can do.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

It is kind of cool to see how much longer they'll be able to prop him up on that horse...

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

I feel very sorry for that horse, he looks very tired and weary. He is not a light man.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

...It's the DIE-A-BEE-TUSS.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

*Giggles more then is appropriate.* Die-a-bee-tuss is very serious.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Don't you mean...Seer-Eee-Usss?

*laughing*

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

You should get a big, white mustache so you will look even more funny when you say that.