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Actually I'd think...destroying the world was.

Yeah, but I wouldn't have to run out on a date fo....no wait, I would.

And you'd get your pretty little face kicked in. I doubt your date would want to date someone who just tried to destroy the world, got beat by the good guys, and would be missing a couple teeth and have a black eye.

Exactly, so I guess it's a good thing I saved the world. Or at least this area.

It'd be a shame if you didn't! Next time just try to see if you can plan it around your date.

I wish but my foes don't seem to get the whole consideration aspect of our working relationship. Of course I can't suggest a deal where they let me get through an actual date and one time I'll look the other way when they try to take over the world.

Oh! Date someone who'll go save the world with you? That always works for the most part. My friend did that back in the 1800s and his teammate worked well right next to each other. Even went out on a date during one of the attacks.

I did for a little while but we broke up. It was fun but I don't think I'll find someone like that again. The couple that I've ran into are older than me by quite a bit. Plus a little weird.

But probably the wiser option in the long run.

Oh, for sure. Though still, makes for boring Friday nights when you're done stopping the bad guy but your date guy has gone home.

True. At least it means the option to try and meet him again is still available for tomorrow?

I'm not so sure he's going to take my call, he probably thinks I'm totally rude.

Then get another one, if that avenue is a dead end? Although, forgive me for presuming, but if he's a normal functioning male, I doubt an unfortunate snag would put him off that.

I think he's a normal functioning male but it wouldn't be the first time I was wrong about such things. Off of what?

That much, I meant to say ~~but my mun is a sleep-deprvied idiot.~~

I don't know, guess I will see. ~~Awww it's okay.~~

I'd think that saving the world is rather a more noble pursuit in any case. Hell, you'd think he'd be understanding.

You would think so but oh well, what can you do, right?

oh honey, you're telling me. That shit'll get in the way of everything.

Tell me about it! It was so much easier back in high school but now it's gotten so much worse.

Do yourself a favour, sweetie, enjoy it while it lasts! It's rough sailing from hereon out...