http://elfcross.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] elfcross.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-09-13 02:56 am

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I really want to marry myself.  I am so drunk!

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
You treat that woman right, or else.

[identity profile] laser-not-sonic.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
What is it they say? No love like self love?

[identity profile] laser-not-sonic.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
And modest, too.

I wish you and yourself every happiness.

[identity profile] laser-not-sonic.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid you'll find I don't respond well to attempts at being kept.

[identity profile] laser-not-sonic.livejournal.com 2008-09-13 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Will we indeed? Perhaps. If I feel like humouring you.