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Should I be concerned?

Hah. No.

Hurricane concert. WHAT is more brutal than the awesome forces of nature at work? I'll tell you: NOTHING.

Spill.

HURRICANE CONCERT!!! All the crap about Ike on TV and I got to thinking: How awesome would that be?

OMG!! That would be amazing! You know I'll be there. Well, as long as they don't sell out too fast. Your rabid fans are likely to snatch them up before the non-rabids can even get signed in.

...There are non-rabid ones?

This needs to happen. But it can't be a wussy hurricane. I wonder what the guys'll think...

*jaw drops* Hello? *points to herself* I am not rabid. I've never killed anyone for the sake of you art. I'm not going through your trash. I don't listen to your albums backwards to try and find demonic messages. I fucked you and yet no love child. I think I'm a pretty damn good fan. I made sandwiches. *laughs a bit and kisses his cheek* I know I'm awesome. You don't have to tell me.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for the most epic hurricane ever for you.

Yeah but you;d still sign a pain waiver. Some are just more rabid than others.

*amused grunt* What's up?

Of course I'd sign the waiver. Porking you was special treatment enough. *flashes a smile then narrows her eyes playfully* I'm not rabid. You weren't even that great in the sack. Now Toki... I bet he's an incredible lay. *teases*

Not much. New job, new house, new... *smiles a little uncertainly* boyfriend. What about you? How are things goin' with the virgin?

Hey, you were just too drunk to enjoy it. And I'm sure you could nail Toki.

Oh yeah? What's the boyfriend like?

Lilith. Still dating.

Nathan. All joking aside, I'll never be so drunk that I wouldn't enjoy having sex with you. I could be passed out... I could be dead and I'm still gonna be some ghost somewhere throwing up the horns, alright? *laughs* I wonder how Toki feels about other men. Not on him, just present.

His name is Andy. He's not my typical. And he's every bit as sexual depraved as I am. I've been walkin' like a cowboy for 2 weeks. *grins* It's been awesome.

Right and yay! Dating is good.

That was...that was like...sarcasm. I know I'm good, you don't need to tell me. But...like...you can still tell me how good I was.

No fucking fair.

Definitely. She's moving in on girlfriend status but I haven't asked yet and she isn't trying to hint at it either. So. Eventually. Maybe. I dunno how she'd effect my image.

I know. I just wanted to make sure you knew. *smiles*

Heh heh heh heh

Do you know how completely un-metal it would be to be so preoccupied with image that you don't take what you want? *smirks*

You laugh at my agony.

Do you know how un-metal relationships are? Metal like...doesn't cover that stuff.

Your anguish is delicious. *evil grin*

And yet I can't think of a rock star ever that hasn't had at least a couple marriages under his belt.

Those aren't relationships, those are ...dysfunctional... things. Except maybe Ozzy and Sharon.

In my experience, like 98% of all relationships are dysfunctional.