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I'm taking an unauthorized vacation.

Today.

*laughs* You are going to get into so much trouble for this *grins*

Only if I get caught.

So where are you going to go?

Vegas.

as long as you don't get drunk and married Zach.

... Hell no.

*grins* Good. Damn. Now I wanna go to Vegas. I hate you.

The only benefit of living in SoCal, I guess.

*pouts*

Sorry?

Eh it's fine, just do me a favor? Spin the slot machine once for me.

I'm not really going to gamble. Besides, I don't want to get caught because I look like some punk kid nervously standing around a slot machine.

*Laughs* Good point. At least go on that rollercoaste for me thats on top of the one building?

Okay, that I can definitely do.

Wicked. Let me know how it is. I want to know about everything. I'll live vicariously through you.

You got it. Though some stuff you probably won't want to know about.

*tilts head* Oh my god you're gonna get a hooker and get laid aren't you?

No! I just meant, like, peeing and eating and stuff. The boring things.

*snickers* I was joking. But if you do get laid? Good. Wait that would be a me thing to do.

It would be a you think to buy a hooker and get laid?

Yeah. Probably *laughs* I'd do it just to say I've done it once.

Oooh. Got it. Yeah, I play up the bad ass thing, but I don't think I'd hire a hooker.

Uh Zach? You wouldn't need to buy a hooker. K? Thanks. You could get a girl off the street that wasn't.

Uhhh. Thanks. I think.

*face palms* Zach. It was a total compliment. Enjoy the truth.

Okay. Sorry.

Thank you.

Better?

*grins* Much better.