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What's not to like about me?

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Well, your ears do stick a little bit out.

Yeah, well, I like them like this. Better for my sunglasses.

And your nose has a little hook in it!

So, you don't think I'm pretty?

Oh, you're a very beautiful woman, probably.

I am.

Don't you like pretty things?

They're all right.

Beautiful things are better. Like the slow sunrise over a crystal ravine. The crisp snow on a flat field. The multicolored falling asteroids on a dark night.

Sunsets are beautiful, too.

Oh, absolutely.

But I must admit, I prefer to watch things begin rather than end.

Endings are just new beginnings.

Depends on the ending.

True.

What's the most beautiful place you've ever been?

Shenandoah Mountains. You?

The Eye of Orion.

That sounds... familiar, but I don't know what it is.

Are you serious?

Uh, yeah. I'm cute, and I have great hair. What's not to like?

Now, hold on.

Are you a person?

Obviously. What else would I be? Aren't you a person?

You're a pretty little thing, but someone could easily dislike you anyway.

Of course I'm pretty.

No one smart will dislike me.

That's cute.

Try being a person rather than an object.

What's wrong with being an object?

Nevermind.

*smirks*

Objects are never taken seriously. They're just there to be admired, then tossed aside without a second thought.

You're kinky.

Yeah? Do you like that?

Nnnnn.

Relax. I'm just a really pretty idiot. What could I ever do to you?

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