http://dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-09-16 01:25 am
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[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? I most certainly am.

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Aw... c'mon, what's wrong with me?

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Other than you're dead I'm sure nothing.

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
You can't hold that against me!

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes I can. I do. I am.

Do you want candy brains?

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not like I made myself dead.

Yes. Yes, I really do, actually.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I could make that arguement.

...

Can you get them?

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
No one here cares that much.

Nah, I'm on sensible rationing, sadly.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I care.

Life sucks for you then. Do the dead even eat?

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why? What does it matter, really?

I eat. But I can't starve.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Because for the living it does.

Then why eat?

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to fuck to live.

Most people do it despite that.

[identity profile] prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I remember being alive, you know.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
They could be added to cereal then!
gotbottle: (laughing)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I can't get you a direct link to the product page because it's some stupid flash thing, but the best part of the description is that they're fat free. I died. No pun intended.

Me? I prefer chocolate, to be honest.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Fat free brains? I suddenly feel bloated.
gotbottle: (coy)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. You're not showing it.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You sure? These pants might make my butt... I can't say that with a straight face.
gotbottle: (delighted)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay. I couldn't read it without laughing.

Your butt's fine.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Have you been looking at it?
gotbottle: (speaking)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
...

It was an assumption based on the relative "it's just fine"-ness of the rest of you.



...Which, okay, may have been backed up with a glance or two. For confirmation purposes.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
You've been looking at my ass then?
gotbottle: (looking skyward)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, fine. Yes. I have.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
I knew it. Can't blame you either.
gotbottle: (polite)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Good, 'cause I was gonna say, if you're gonna walk around looking like you do, and then blame people for looking? Not cool.
gotbottle: (Default)

[personal profile] gotbottle 2008-09-16 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Why not be honest, right?

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I am not surprised.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
You gotta admit, they're cute.

...

I wonder if I'll have to hand out candy this year.

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes, they are cute.

....

I don't know?

SO CLOCKWORKS VERSE OR THIS MIGHT BE REALLY CREEPY

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how weird it is a serial killer handing out candy to kids.


Okay, seeing it like that answers that.

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like the kids or most people know you're a serial killer.

We can just keep the front porch light off but that might raise suspicion. I can hand out the candy.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
You know. I know. My luck would be that damn cop would come knocking.

You going to dress up?

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
We both know and what if he does? It's not like he can capture you.

Maybe but I wouldn't know what as.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
He might try for you. He'll die, power harvested or not.

Not cheerleader. That's my vote.

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
He better not try.

...Uh no, we'll avoid that.

What about a nun?

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
And what will you do?

Nun, huh? Kinky.

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Throw frying pans at him?

Well, supposedly I'm going to be one, remember?

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
I am suddenly amused by this image. Seriously.

That's your fear, not mine.

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
If he shows up, it'll happen.

...You know, I'm going to bite my tongue here.

[identity profile] dktwistedsoul.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I lure him in?

Can I bite it?

[identity profile] its-notluck.livejournal.com 2008-09-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Just so I will throw frying pans? Sure.

If you feel the need. *Smirks*
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