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I should really try proper flying.

It truly is brilliant :D

As brilliant as they say?

Much, much better.

Wow.

Seriously, do it. You'll regret it if you don't.

How though?

Well, the Air Force was my way in. But you could always go commercial.

Hm... I'll have to save up.

You're missing out.

*winks*

Well, I know that.

Do you have any powers?

Not enough to fly.

I'd take you flying but I don't want to hurt your imaginary baby.

She's with her imaginary nanny.

Can I be the imaginary father?

Man this kid is hot.

Between the two of us you bet it is. You never know that kid might become real one day.

*Smirk* Is that a proposal?

*laughs*

I have plenty of imaginary sperm!

I refuse to have more then three kids.

That's more then fine with me sweetie.

Good!

*Smirk* I'm not a machine after all.

Damn there I was confusing you for ping pong machine.

I wouldn't recommend fooling around with one of them.

I'll make sure they're well oiled.

*Snort*

I couldn't help it.