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[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Giggle, snerk*
Are you my mummy?

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[9-0f-13.livejournal.com]

O.o

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Muffled*
Mister Doctor? Look what I found!!!

[9-0f-13.livejournal.com]

And why exactly would a goldfish need a gas mask?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Um.

Fancy dress? Cheap jokes? ...Poisonous gas?

[9-0f-13.livejournal.com]

Isn't it making it rather difficult for you to 'breathe' in the water?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Removing the item with some chagrin*

I don't need water mister Doctor sir, I'm not that kind of fish.

*Demonstrates by gliding through the air with the greatest of ease, throwing in a couple of back-flips to show off*

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

I don't think that I am. Call Maury, he should be able to help you.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

I would, but It's hard to use the phone :/

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

If you would like, I can call him for you. I have a few questions to ask him.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Oh :( Have you lost your mummy?

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

No. I just wanted to ask him a few things about the show and television.

When is the last time you saw your mummy?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Oh I haven't actually lost her, it's a sort of a joke. *cough*

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Oh!

I feel rather silly now...

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry about that, you couldn't possibly look or feel more silly than I do.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

If I was a goldfish wearing a pink gas mask, I would.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Pink?

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

50% red, 50% white

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Doffs gasmask and examines it*

I'd say it was more of a dark-greeny-black myself.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but a pink one would look sillier.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

It would clash with my pretty scales. *nodnod*

[broadsword-babe.livejournal.com]

*mun sporfle*

META

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

She sat there and bloody photoshopped this.

Re: META

[broadsword-babe.livejournal.com]

Very cool. *is impressed*

[paradoxlost.livejournal.com]

Oh for the love of Mike.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Don't you like gasmasks mister Master? Not what I heard.

[paradoxlost.livejournal.com]

Only through necessity.

No icon, and there won't BE one just to humour you.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'd look very good in one. :l

[paradoxlost.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure you'd look very good served up with a slice of lemon.

You still here?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

I HATE lemon!

k I'm gone :(

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

*If there's one thing that gives the mun the willies.... Therefore, Ren is also creeped out, even if he doesn't know why....*

............... Twix?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Mister Ren! I has a gasmask!

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

So I see... *fiddles with his uniform buttons* ....Why do you have a gasmask?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Can see mister Ren is less than comfortable with the whole thing and removes the item*

It seemed kind of funny at the time...

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

*takes a deep breath and sighs a little with relief*

I'm sorry, but I don't get the joke. I'm sure that it's very funny, but these things often go over my head.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

*Feels quite bad for upsetting his friend*

Oh! I was being 'the empty goldfish'...

...

It's a bit of a fandom an other-world thing. If you put on a gasmask and asked Mister Doctor if he was your mummy he'd get it.

*Looks awkward*

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

I think if I put on a gasmask and asked a doctor if he was my mummy, they'd put me back in the hospital again.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Not any Doctor. The Doctor. He's one of my heroes.

*Like Mister Ren, who has apparently been in the hospital recently*

Have you been poorly Mister Ren?

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

The Doctor? What does he specialize in? It's good to have heroes.

*totally doesn't understand why Twix thinks he's been ill*

Oh, no, just a bit upset.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

Oh He's a Timelord, Doctor of everything. He's brilliant, and he said naughtiness was good for me.. 'sept then he sort of changed his mind and said that wasn't quite what he meant. He's awfully confusing.

*Most concerned that his friend might be unhappy*

Do humans have to go to hospital when they're upset then?

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

He was encouraging you to be naughty? That's very irresponsible, even if he is intelligent enough to hold multiple doctorates.

No, not normally.... Oh! Oh, no, I haven't been to the hospital recently.

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

According to him he wasn't. But.. isn't being a little bit naughty part of a youngsters development? How else will I learn how to integrate myself into society and learn from my mistakes?

*And it's fun*

I'm so glad. Mama would have sent duckweed soup if she'd known.

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Sometimes doing things that other people think are wrong helps you learn about yourself as well. Sometimes other people are wrong. It can be complicated.

Duckweed soup? That sounds interesting, does she have a recipe for it?

[tw-ix.livejournal.com]

But swimming through Mister House's head is fun. If a little weird.

Oh it's easy peasy. Duckweed and a pan of water. Humans like to add a little cream, salt an pepper optional.