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They don't have that. I googled it.

This sucks. But dude, maybe we could invent it! I mean, everybody deserves something like that! Except Oprah Winfrey. And Larry Wilcox for leaving CHiPs.

Why Larry did that I'll never understand. Do you think he's happy?

No, I think that left him broken, I think he tosses and turns at night in bed. Well, I did when I was a kid. And Chips'99 didn't help!

I mean, he turned from a highly respectable childhood hero to a Quake man (http://images.chips-tv.com/redir.cgi/Gallery/Press/Quake.jpg). No wonder the kids run wild and video games got a bad reputation. Instead of a good role model like Jon Baker they get this.

~~Nothing wrong with Quake, though.~~

You're just as weird as him.

[ooc: OMG! *squee* HEY, GIRL'S NAME!!! Love JD! ♥]

Not having a good day, darling?

Not really. No fun at all so far. And I'm already up since seven o'clock which is way too early anyway but try sleeping when Gus decides to have a 'morning educational tv' marathon. "The fascinating aspects of photosynthesis" is not what I bought the dolby surround for.

*thinks* Photosynthesis is not fascinating.

Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe take a nap!

Thank you. My point exactly.

Sounds good. But my dad's about to come over. Something about his computer. Again. *rolls eyes* As I said, laaaaame day.

I'm with you on that one buddy.

Awesome! How about a petition? You in?

Sounds rough. Of course I'm still feeling the effects of drinks from last night. Everything sounds rough.

But that sounds like at least you had a good night. Except you've been drinking because you had a bad night.

Care for some pineapple? Awesome against hangovers.

Oh I had a good night, and it wasn't a bad day before hand either. Plus now that I'm actually a bit more awake I'm sorry to hear that you had a bad day.

I'll have to look into pineapple out here. I'm in Cardiff I'm not sure if it's in season or not.

That is really nice. Dude, I appreciate that! I'm Shawn, by the way.

Just make sure it's freshly sliced. Canned ones won't work!

Hey Shawn it's good to talk to someone else this early in the morning. I'm Captain Jack Harkness, but you can just call me Jack. Oh and before you ask since it seems the thing to ask I was a volunteer in the Royal Air Force hence the Captain.

I'll make sure to get the proper fruit. I have a friend who's fond of bananas so I know all about making sure to get the correct form.

Ohh, you're a pilot?

That's very laudable. You're on the right track!

I was a pilot, but now I head up a special investigations task force out here in Cardiff.

Well since it's early and I'm apparently bored I did a bit of research and it turns out there's a Dim Sum bar out here that actually serves Pineapple Fried Rice. I'll have to check it out sometime. (http://www.baorient.com/public/main.cfm?m1=c_56&m2=c_65&m3=e_0&m4=e_0)

Oh... my God...

I totally have to go there! That is the best thing ever! Maybe this day isn't so lame after all...

Well if you ever want to stop by Cardiff let me know, I'll make sure you clear customs and even make sure you don't check into any shady hostels.

But it does look pretty good, and considering that I probably should eat something maybe I'll stop by and check it out today.

Glad to give you a bit of a pick up!

Awesome! I'll definitely think about it! I mean, you have pineapple fried rice!

I could use some of that as well...

I should probably invent and sell them.

*laughs* I'll be your first customer.

Sweet! So, for the contract, what situations should the lame day insurance include?

Hmmm...being dumped like last week's garbage by your lover?

Oh yeah, that's definitely what you'd call a lame day. What should be the insurance sum?

*chews lip* I have...no idea. Something affordable, of course.