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Pity gifts because he's never around?

It wasn't about the gift. It was about the thought. We're both in school, neither of us can help "being around"; he could have just said nothing at all.

And you actually believe that drivel?

Listen, buttercup, just because men aren't going for "elitist bitch" this century and you haven't gotten much attention is no reason to take it out of me.

'Buttercup'? *laughs* Aren't you just quaint?

I didn't think "sweetie", "honey", or "princess" rang right.

Considering 'Queen' is proper, little girl...

You aren't my queen, Your Majesty.

Wow. Feels like Alice in Wonderland. Should I curtsey while I think?

Do you think? Ever? At all?

I do! I know, you're curious about how it works since you don't.

Ooh, ouch. You sure showed me.

I know. Shaking in your boots.

No creature has ever made me.

I'm not a creature. I'm an entity.

Six of one. Like I differentiate.

...is there something in the water that makes some girls bitchy today or something?

If by 'today' you mean 'millennium'.

Technicalities.

Sod off and leave my girlfriend alone.

And if I don't, young man?

Well I would threaten but I don't hit girls.

Thankfully there's magic, and hexes know no gender.

Thankfully, Godhood doesn't recognize children's magic.

Nope. It's just her.

Careful, Athena. Might think you care.

Care about who exactly?

These flimsy mortals. Their 'love' lives.

Oh, goodness, NO. I don't even care about our kinds love lives.

Very good, then. I don't either.

Ignore her.

*grins ~~a bit goofily~~, blushing slightly* You know, you're going to inflate your boyfriend's ego if you keep saying things like that...

*smiles, happily*

Yeah, well you're gonna make a girl blush if you keep sending flowers and poetry.

Ah, so I accomplished my goal then?

*wraps his arms around her waist* So... Date on Saturday?

Absolutely. You know, I don't think Snapes are supposed to blush.

*nods and kisses his nose* For sure.

We'll keep that between us, then.

*grins and kisses her lips softly* I'm glad to hear that, because I'm already pulling some favors.

*hands her a very small bottle for a potion* Just take a couple of drops, nothing more. It should be enough to let you sneak out. *eyes twinkle* I'll let you know where to meet over the next few days.

I trust you with all of my secrets, of course.

*kisses him back, gently* I feel special.

*accepts the bottle and studies it, curiously* All right. *smirks* Just send me an owl or a note during class. I'll be sure to follow up.

*smiles softly* Just how I trust you with mine.

You are special. *kisses her cheek* Very much so.

*grins a bit mischievously* I'll do that, love.

Harry's better than most people I know. *grins*

I love him! *grins* He makes me feel like the world is upside down and I'm dancing.

*smiles*
I love that feeling. Like the world shrinks to just the two of us.

Uh... *blushes* I wasn't talking about Harry then. Uh yeah. Uh.

I love him like a brother.

*LAUGHS*

ADAM HAS A CRUUUUUUSH?

No! No! No!

*faceplams and blushes*

Adam has a girlfriend, thank you very much!! And she's in your house, you'd be happy!

*grins* I love you too, mate.

*laughs*

*motions to Minnie*
You're making me look bad though, you gentleman.

*laughs* How am I doing that?