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[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Pizza inna can.

I'm a genius.

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[cheerful-blues.livejournal.com]

That sounds awesome!

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Because I'm a genius. No stealin' my idea.

[cheerful-blues.livejournal.com]

Alright, but you gotta let me try some though, I'd love to be one of the first people to taste that.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Can you have that? One of the first. I thought, y'know, that's kind mutually, they kinda cancel each other out. Can only be one first, right?

[aesthetic_mojo]

That sounds horrifying. *is put right off her dinner*

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

'scuse me?

[aesthetic_mojo]

Pizza? In a can? With the bread crust and everything? *shakes her head* I've seen those hamburger in a can things. It's not natural.

*gives him a slightly funny look*

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Who cares if it's not natural? Just gotta taste good an' it will.

[aesthetic_mojo]

*shudders* I eat French food and that sounds terrifying. *bites her lip* Is it really good?

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

It's pizza and it's gone pineapple on it, it'll be better than really good.

[aesthetic_mojo]

All in a can?

How do you do that? *doesn't ask the more important question of why*

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Yup.

You get a pizza, got the pineapple and the ham and all that funky stuff and you squish it and shove it in a can. Then I sell it and you lot buy it, stick it in a microwave and enjoy.

[aesthetic_mojo]

*exhales slowly* If you can make that work, you work better magic than I.

*gives him another slightly funny look, then shrugs*

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

You don't gotta buy it.

[aesthetic_mojo]

I do wish you well with it. Everyone should be successful at something they care about.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

And everybody's gotta have a hobby.

[aesthetic_mojo]

*chuckles* Yes, they do.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

You got one?

[aesthetic_mojo]

*thinks for a long moment* I don't. Parts of my work are fun for me, but no, not really.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Shame.

[aesthetic_mojo]

*smiles a little* I might have one, but I don't know if you'd call it a hobby.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

....see, now I'm thinking spray-on pizza, and that's just not working for me at all.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

*clicks fingers* Sex sells. ....You got a patent on that?

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

...ah, no. Dude, that one is all yours. Gratis.

[k-o-w-a-l-s-k-i.livejournal.com]

Cheers.