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[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

What did you learn from Disney?

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[fever-crusade.livejournal.com]

Disney taught me that I needed a Prince Charming of my own to feel whole.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

That's sweet as hell, Mrs Kent.

[locked]

Which one?

[questionorigin.livejournal.com]

That movies lie to little kids.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Very true.

[corinthiancharm.livejournal.com]

That without a man you aren't whole. It's a horrible message to send young girls.

Sadly I bonded well to them because Disney princesses don't have mothers either.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's why I bonded with them too... so you don't buy into all this 'he completes me' crap?

[the-prettygirl.livejournal.com]

Disney lied to me about how great hair can look.

I never got my hair to look that good.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Your hair is fine... Mine of course, is better.

[thequeen-b.livejournal.com]

That if anybody's going to die (or just disappear), it's going to be the mom.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Absentee mothers, gotcha.

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

If you kill someone, you'd better kill all of their heirs too.

...not that I've put it into practice. But I should have.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

...how true.

Of course you haven't. Maybe I should employ it too..

[bitchenough.livejournal.com]

That you should strive for happily ever after.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

You buy into that?

[myfatherson.livejournal.com]

That parents always die and if one remarries the new person will be evil.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

But you don't believe that, do ya, champ?

[rdtodarkness.livejournal.com]

Above all else, never trust family.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Do you employ that?

[prophecyinpaint.livejournal.com]

The meat I ate was sentient.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Singing meat should be more disturbing...

[gotbottle]

Old dudes in positions of power suck. They're always trying to kill you or keep you from being who you are. Or steal your stuff.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Hey. That is so ageist.

[acesupyersleeve.livejournal.com]

Dat apparently, no matter what, men are bumblin' idiots when it comes ta kids.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

I guess that's true to a point... though the womenfolk were always dying.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

That Hayley Mills is actually two people.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is that?

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I think that apples are a very good thing, and I don't have a prince or a castle yet.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

But they're poisoned! *D:*

[det-lassiter.livejournal.com]

There's no chance of a single guy over the age of twenty-nine getting to find love with someone who doesn't turn out to be evil.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

That's why I gave you a dog.

[locked]

Oh, I don't know.... we both seem to be doing alright.

[missingchapter.livejournal.com]

That little girls will buy any lie so long as it's animated.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Do you really think all of it's a lie?

[dial-a-psychic.livejournal.com]

You can sing amazing songs in almost any situation. Also, little cute animals or furniture make amazing choruses.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Oh. I forgot the furniture... Rodney and I are coming to SB soon by the way!

[gonequitemangy.livejournal.com]

I don't look good in pink (http://www.alice-in-wonderland.net/alicepic/disney-movie/cheshire-cat-13.jpg).

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

*looks a little startles then merely raises an eyebrow* Really? I always thought it was a good look for you.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Tinkerbell makes me homicidal.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

That's a little harsh, I feel.

[amazing-harold.livejournal.com]

I need pixie dust!

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Hmm... *pulls some confetti out of his pocket and scatters it over Charlie*

[bonesquint.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that Disney movies had any educational value.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Well, of course they do! How else are you gonna get the prince?

[manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com]

That 'It's a small world after all', if played too many times, can make a person lose their cookies

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Wow, that sounds... like the worst vacation ever.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

[writer-mel.livejournal.com]

That even with the prettiest music, the story of The Little Mermaid still pisses me right the hell off.

[charlotteofla.livejournal.com]

That you should never judge someone by their outside appearance.