locked from campjesus

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

I can't fucking deal with kids.

let alone this shit

Comments

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Aw, they're not all bad.

...now I'm scared.

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

You wanna make a bet?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Since I don't know the kid in question... no. Is s/he/it an alien?

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Wise man.

Your guess is as good as mine, brother.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

I try.

There's a doubt?

[knowhowitfeels.livejournal.com]

Not feeling real paternal, I take it!

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

I'm nobody's daddy.

[knowhowitfeels.livejournal.com]

All right, all right, keep your knickers on.

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Still on.

Unless you don't want 'em to be, doll.

[knowhowitfeels.livejournal.com]

I'm touched - right here in my parts - but you go on ahead and leave 'em be.

[notapoodle.livejournal.com]

They're not all so bad..

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Think you're a little biased, kiddo.

[notapoodle.livejournal.com]

Probably so, sir! But I'm pretty sure there'll be some kids in existence that you can deal with. I take it you've had some recently bad experiences..

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Uh. You could say that.

[notapoodle.livejournal.com]

Wanna talk about it? I'm a good listener! And uhm, possibly a kid you can deal with, because we're not all the same.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

What's the matter?

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Just ...

Should play with kids my own age, probably.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

How far out of your age group are you playing?

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

Probably around ... sixteen, I dunno. Kid keeps insisting he's eighteen but, uh, I know what eighteen looks like, and it ain't that.

Makes me feel like a fucking dad.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Around sixteen? You don't do shit halfway do you?

How long has it been? If you don't want him you better throw him back now.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Either you have children you never mentioned before or Brody's still staying with you. I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say the latter.

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

He's staying with me ... momentarily. But, uh, different circumstances.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Different circumstances?

[le-gamin.livejournal.com]

Tell Uncle Arthur all about it.

[artoflabor.livejournal.com]

I think I'm secretly Willy Wonka, or maybe Santa Claus, because everywhere I look ... kids!