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[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Guess who found a costume shop

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[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know?

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Andy and I are going to defile a church. Wanna come?

Heh Come! That's pretty good.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Lauren!

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*raises hands in victory* Two for two!

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You win.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I love it when beautiful women scream my name.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

*goes off and hides*

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

WOO! And I got her again! Man, it's gonna be a good day. *struts*

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

You're terrible.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm amazing! There's this thing I can do with my tongue. Ask Andy. He'll tell you.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

I should really quit while I'm ahead, huh?

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

You'll never win, babe. I was Army. I'm got shit in my bag that the internet's never seen.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Oh I believe you, Lauren. I really do.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

meta crack ;3

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I said (http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/9142276.html?thread=252848644#t252848644) no.

Re: meta crack ;3

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*dies* OH COME ON!!!

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[star-core.livejournal.com]

No. Stop it.

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[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

But nothing says spiritual awakening like a cross dressing metallic alien. *faux!pout*

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[star-core.livejournal.com]

I don't care.

Re: meta crack ;3

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Fine. Every part needs a pooper.

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[star-core.livejournal.com]

You're all obsessed with that outfit.

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[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Actually, I bought it so Andy and I could defile a church.

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[star-core.livejournal.com]

Oh. *WHEW*

Re: meta crack ;3

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* No worries. *pats his arm*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

I adore you right now.


Should I just start stripping right now?

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

Would you? *bites her lip and wags her eyebrows*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*strips*

Yep. You next.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Oh my god! You are amazing!

*starts stripping*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*dances around* I know.


*hums porno music while she strips* And you're hot.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs harder and tosses him his costume*

*swings her shirt over her head and shakes her butt* You aren't the first to tell me so. *winks*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*puts on his costume and squeezes her butt* But I mean it the most!

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*Glances over her shoulder and smiles* Not yet. We haven't even gotten to the church yet. *She said the words but she leans back against him anyway and presses her butt against him*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*laughs and unfastens her jeans for her* Those are some of the least sincere words I've heard you utter to date.

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs* It's a shame I'm serious. *kisses his cheek then steps away from him so she can throw her jeans on the pile of their clothes* God, I'm so excited. *Throws the habit on and kisses him hard* Stop me or we're never making it to any church.

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. *kisses her hard, his hands wandering* Oh what? Okay fine! *kisses her again despite what he said*

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs in the kiss* Andy! *whines*

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*breaks from the kiss* Right, sorry! I'll follow you!

[possessingbadge.livejournal.com]

*laughs again and takes his hand* Come on! (http://possessingbadge.livejournal.com/50281.html)