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Is Wilson Jewish?

Yep. Apparently their new year started today?

You bet, Shalom, Greg House.

Unless I get presents, I'm not all that interested.

Uhhh I got you a cookie!

Oh, really? Is it Kosher?

Yes, I'm a Rabbi, trust me.

Oh, well in that case.

*Hands over star of David shaped cookie.*

*accepts the cookie!* You were serious.

I never fuck around with baked goods.

Damn skippy.

Peaaanutt buttterrrrrr!

It's peanut butter jelly time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5ipu8R8co&feature=related).

. . .

I think I might hate you a little bit, that stupid song is going to be stuck in my head all night!

Misery loves company. It's already stuck in mine.

Fair enough.

Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E), a good song that doesn't suck.

You know, I love that little "snapshot" that lets me see what the link is before I click it.

You will not Rick Roll me!

You suck!

It's the Muppets, it's like the awesomeness of one combats the evil of the other. Seriously though, you cheat.

Of course I cheat. That surprises you?

So who is awesome? Rick Astley or the Muppets? Because I'm torn.

Yes, Greg House it does. I am shocked and dismayed!

Rick Astley = awesome for three minutes. Muppets = Awesome forever.

You consider your friend's religion important. Good.

I...don't know what I consider important.

From your statement, clearly your friend is important. Otherwise, you wouldn't bother to wish him well. Do you doubt that?

I'm not a big fan of religion.

That is rather common these days. What makes you doubt God?

I took college-level science classes and then became a doctor. I've seen things.

Bad things, I can see. Human free will is responsible, not God. Some can't resist the call of the Devil.

"The Devil made me do it"?

No, no, the Devil gave the suggestion of evil. Plenty of people resist his call all the time. People who give in are responsible for what they do.

So what religion are you? It's obvious you're pretty stuck on this God thing.

I span many religions, but I'm predominately Christian.

How do you "span many religions"? Still looking for one that fits just right?

Angels are common in not just Christianity, but Judaism and other religions as well.

...

Riiiight. Angels.

I'm Castiel, an angel of the Lord.

...

Am I high or are you just crazy?

Neither. Angels really do exist, as does God.

There's no proof.

I could show you proof, if you really want to see.

Try "L'shana tovah". Comes off like you know what you're talking about.

I'm not really a religious holiday kinda guy.

Okay. Just offering advice.

Noted, thanks.

I can practically here your sarcasm dripping down your mouth from here. Hopefully you have kleenex. Or a good roll of Charmin.

You're right. I have absolutely no good will towards anyone.

See? THAT was sarcasm. You've obviously forgotten how to distinguish it.