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I'll fix all your fucking problems.

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But I don't have any fucking problems. *sweet smile*

You've never been with Superman, have you.

*thinks very hard* No. Can't say that I have.

I didn't think so.

That could be construed as a problem.

*bursts out laughing* Nicely played.

Sadly, I'll have to live with that problem.

Woefully, you will. Though I'm sure you'll live.

In fact, your chances of survival might be better if you don't.

I'd rather not find out I'm made of tissue paper, yes.

But tissue is so absorbent.

And that was just wrong.

I hear it cures depression.

Wetting tissues?

...being absorbent.

I see.

I'll remember that if I'm feeling blue.

Couldn't hurt, could it.

I'll be sure to let you know if it works for me.

That's easy.

For most.

It's too easy to fix all a person's problems. The difficulty comes in fixing only a couple.

I beg to differ.

Fixing all problems has a simple method. Kill the person. Their problems are over. Trying to just fix a few, none of which are fixed by death, is the difficult part.

Kill me, then.

I don't kill people, nor do I claim to solve their problems.

What good are you.

To the population as a whole? Not much.

Not much.

I look out for myself, not others.

Good luck.

I have a mouse..over there. KILL IT!

His eyes track the mouse immediately.

Where. I don't see it.

*sees it, jumps and hides behind him, pointing frantically*

THERE!

He puts her on his shoulders, as a pair of scarlet beams follow the mouse all over. But they just can't seem to catch him.

*looks down, watching and cringing cause Hank seriously has to catch this mouse cause if he doesn't, Zee is liable to cry*

I know.

I'll hurl something heavy at him. He grabs Ziyah...

*squeals and clings*

NOOOOOOOOOO! Hank! No! With child! No throwing me!

Will you, now?

Step right up, my dear.

*steps up*

Nnnnn.

You told me to step up, I did.

I'll miss you, Addie.

Where are you going? I don't want you to leave.

Really?

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