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I don't suppose 'dragon egg' is code for somethin' is it?

No, it's a dragon egg. My cat stole it, and pawed at it until it weebled under the fridge.

Where in the high holy hell did you ever get a dragon egg?

Some cave. I have to figure out how to get it out cause I need to see it through to hatching.

I'll be god damned...you're goin' to...a real dragon? Shit. I hope there ain't a mama dragon out there lookin' to cook your goose.

Oh, no. Wait. I got this thing over the internet. Only I did it more as a sorta..practice run? Yeah.

Oh NO! Zee, I'm sorry. Is it dead?

*is trying to dislodge it from under the fridge without breaking it*

Nooo..*whines*

Shit! *drops to her knees to see under the fridge* You need something... Ooh hold on! *jumps up and starts searching through drawers until she finds a ladel* Try this.

*takes the ladel and tries pushing it sideways, cringing and stops*

..it's not working.

How am I suppose to do this if I can't even take care of a egg!

Well then help me take everything out of your fridge. If we can't scoot it out, together we can lift the fridge off of it.

Do what?

Um. Yeah, about that? Can't move stuff. I'll get my ass kicked.

Take care of the egg. It's sort of a..practice run.

I can pick the fridge up.

Oh! Yes! She can pick up the fridge with you. *looks at Lauren excitedly*

I need that egg. NEED IT!

*Looks at Zee* Practice run? What do you need a... *eyes bug and jaw drops* Oh my god! Are you?

*glances at Baileigh still in shock* Uh... y.. uh, yeah. Yeah! We'll do it. It's better this way anyway. We'll lift and you pull it out, Zee.

*doesn't really need help with the fridge but hey, why not, crouches down and slips fingers beneath the edge of the fridge*

We'll lift on three, Zee can duck in and grab.

*Crouches down on the other side* 1... 2...

3! *lifts* GRAB IT ZEE!!

*snatches the egg and shrieks victoriously!*

GOT IT!

*Really glad Bee is a slayer because they forgot to empty the damn thing out and Lauren stumbles a bit to hold her side. Red faced she turns to Zee* Today would be nice.

Oh thank god! *puts down her side a little too hard* Sorry.

Edited 2008-10-03 20:13 (UTC)

Thank you guys! *wraps them each in a hug, feeling a little emotional*

*She can handle it, no worries, eases fridge down and straightens, shakes her hands*

That shit's heavy.

*hugs back* Oh no. You aren't getting out of this that easy. *pulls back and looks at her* You're pregnant, are you? Is it Tommy's?

*smiles and nods* We just found out about a little over a week ago.

...wow. *stares back and forth between Zee and the Egg* Oh my god. How far along are you? You don't look any bigger.

Only about 9 weeks? I have a picturethingy appointment to go to tomorrow so they'll tell me for sure tomorrow.

I'm freaked out.

*weak chuckle* God, I'm freaked for you. You have this thing growing inside of you like... like a face hugger. *laughs and hugs her again* Awww You're going to have a baby! Oh my god. He knows right?

*hugs her warmly* Yeah, he does. I went ripping through the house to the bathroom after finding out and he followed. But I think what's strange is I never thought I'd want to be a mother. Surprised us both.

Man, I honestly thought we'd be the last two not breeding. *sighs but smiles* I guess it's just me.