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Course you're not. They're just to pig headed to listen to a single word anyone hasta say besides their own god damn words.

I know whatcha mean. I know it looks bad with Maudette, and now this?

Might have to just become celibate or somethin'

You got yourself in this mess Jason Stackhouse. Don't be expecting me to waste my time to continue keep dragging your ass outta jail everytime you screw a woman and she winds up dead.

You? That's a joke right there. As if the needle wasn't any indication that you couldn't straight out keep your dick in your pants.

Hey now don't go broadcastin that shit all over the place.

I don't want Sookie knowin I did, you know that stuff.

You wanna not put your dick into someone? There's a perfect way. Ain't no woman gonna wanna sleep with a man that could get her killed.

My lips are sealed for now. But trust me Jason, I got something on you now. I wouldn't be pissin' me off again.

I haven't been pissin ya off Tara. Not that I know about at least.

Think bout the last time we were having a decent covo Jason. We were in the bar? Dawn came up and it was almost like Tara who.

Just remember, I know where one of those damn ribeye steaks was put over. Like you need anymore meat then ya already got.

.....

I'm not sure I wanna know about the meat comment.

*stays quiet*

You're so damn blind Jason Stackhouse I dun even know why the hell I bother.

Well, uh would you like ta go to out to eat sometimes?

*perks a brow*

....is that a no?

*locked*

To make it more believable that we did..you know...we should be seen together out in public once, so the answer is yes.

Ain't my damn fault they go messin' with vampires.

Maybe I should just not have sex anymore.

Couldn't kill you to hold off a little bit, could it?

.....I don't know I mean I guess I could.

Sides haven't really been in a mood last few days.

Jason Stackhouse, not in the mood? You sick or something?

Yeah might just be a lil sickness.

Or it might just be that you're lyin to me. Jason Stackhouse, what have you done now?

I haven't done anything Sookie, why you always thinkin that?

Just hope Tara or LaFayette don't mention the V.

........

Oh Jason you didn't.

Didn't what?

V? You can't possibly be that thick.

Damn it Sookie stay outta my head.

I was....nevermind that.