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Humanitarianism is a really good thing.

~~So are drinks.~~

Yeah, I can get behind that.

Which part, friend?

Humanitarianism. Keeps a guy busy.

~~A drinks. Drinks, drinks, drinks.~~

Yup. It keeps me busy doing all kinds of things.

~~And drinks smooths things out, too.~~

Oh yeah? You a charity function kind of guy?

~~What's your refreshment of choice?~~

I'm there whenever they need Oliver Queen. Smiling and posing for the cameras.

~~Anything that will get me drunk fast.~~

Oliver Queen, It's a pleasure. Clint Barton. You sound like a few good friends of mine.

Do I? I could say the same.

Maybe we move within the same circles, without knowing it. You spend much time in New York?

Can't say I have. I'm mostly oriented around Metropolis these days.

I you're ever near the Big Apple, look me up, or swing by SHIELD. You and I could have a lot of fun together.

To a point, yes.

Or it just continues, Tess. Well, that's what I believe.

How very noble of you.

Yes, how very noble of me. Maybe you should follow my lead.

Haven't we been down that path already?

Drinking.

Sounds fantastic. I'll take a Martini.

Jello shots for a good cause?

Who are you trying to convince?

I'm pretty sure almost everyone would agree on that.