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One drink and it's over?

Bullshit.

Depends on what ya drinkin'.

Anything that's worth drinking, really.

Ah t'ink ah misinterpreted de question. What would be over iffen ya had ah drink?

Be back at the foot of the staircase, so to speak.

Wouldja hafta fall off ah wagon ta get dare?

Ugh.

Too many fucking metaphors.

True, true, no one speaks straight no mo'. Makes 'em seem less o' ah mystery.

Uh.

I think the point of metaphors is to make everything MORE mysterious and more retarded. Which is why they're mad gay.

Well right, ah was talkin' 'bout de people behind it. People talk in metaphors cuz dey want ta be mysterious.

In de end dey end up . . . mad gay?

Think you're catchin' on.

Ah but do I get ah gold star? Dats de real question!