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[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Well, he's no John f**king Connor.

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[dogtag-canvas.livejournal.com]

What?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Lieutenant Senator Colonel blah blah blah jargon John Sheppard. John Connor he ain't. I'm not sure if that means he doesn't change fucking actors every decade or if he's not... not saving the human race or whatever. He's just no John Connor.

[dogtag-canvas.livejournal.com]

I don't know a John Connor and frankly, I don't give a damn about him but a) that's still Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard to you and b) yes, he is saving the human race, so shut the hell up.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase a good friend... Who taught you grammar?

John Connor did a bad job of saving the human race. He got his ass beaten by the 90s equivalent of Windows like, four fucking times. The comparison can be favorable, jackass.

...Are we arguing about how we both think he's an okay kind of guy?

[times-soldier.livejournal.com]

What's that supposed to mean?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Do people not watch these fucking movies? T3? He's got more going for him than what's-his-name from that bad HBO show with the lesbians that never could keep it girls-only.

He's just not, y'know, a commando. If you put a piece of gum in his mouth while he's walking, he will goddamn remain in motion.

...I need people to keep me away from computers when I'm plastered.

[times-soldier.livejournal.com]

I can't ... say I know what you're talking about. I was just wondering if maybe we knew the same John.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Now you've left me wondering the same thing. Do we?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

That's true. Literally.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

That's clever. Figuratively.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Thanks, but I think anybody could have come to the same conclusion eventually. Even though both of their first names are John.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Yeah. In my defense, it only threw me off for a few minutes. That and the whole military/paramilitary thing they've both got going. And the hair.

...I guess all I'm trying to say is, the major differences are initials and needing Ahnold to get shit done.

[called-tinman.livejournal.com]

You are correct, he is not.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

And yet... still badass.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Oh, you finally showed up? Good job.

I take back anything I said about you being able to walk and chew gum, just because this is the longest one-liner of my life since before my fucking DIVORCE.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Apparently Lorne had it under control. Plus we were too busy fucking in the oval office

...same here, dude. Same here.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Does Dubya really need you to pick out his ties for him? I thought he had Goullum Dick Cheney for that.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

What?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

...What?

[star-core.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

...A talking monkey.

[hopelessplight.livejournal.com]

Quick as ever.

Is he supposed to be?

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

No. I just expected him to be a commando. Instead, he seems almost like a human being.

((Hi! :D))

[hopelessplight.livejournal.com]

The nerve of him, being human.


Hi! Sorry. Couldn't keep her quiet.

[rottenindenver.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he's a real fucker like that.

((Well, clearly I don't have that problem, since I hadn't been here for like... two months. You on the other hand will have to be executed, that much is clear. Hi!))