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You did! Well done, Governor!

I won that Palin style!

Thanks, Mr. President.

You mean by not actually answering the actual question? Hell, honey, I've been doing that for years!

True, you are the master of not answering questions.

But I did it in a cuter way! I winked and everything.

The winking is a nice touch. I have to admit that.

You never saw Hilary winking. Hell, no. That's original, there, Governor.

Oh, and don't forget the shout outs!

You know, I was a cheerleader in prep school, and I don't think anyone could have done it better. You had them eating out of your hand.

Gee Jolly, Mr. President, you're making me blush!

That's my gift, Governor. Supporting the party, and telling the truth.

God Bless you, Mr. President! God Bless You and keep you safe!

..we clearly have different meanings of the word "won", Palin.

And clearly, your meaning for 'change' means socialism.

Funny, that. (SHAZAM!)

Don't knock it up til you've tried it as ~~my people~~ I say.

I don't find it that funny at all, really.

'COS YOU DEMS GOT NO SENSE OF HUMOR!

Dawggonnit, Barack, cheer up!

Damnit, who let her out of the basement again? Every fucking time...

Watch your language, mister!

Watch how far you can cram a ~~co-~~ foot down your throat. Or do you really wanna watch those Couric tapes with me again?

Katie Couric is such a dummy! I sure had her fooled!

...Yeah, you sure did, Pal.

It's `cos we're such maverisks, Johnny!

Can we get ice cream now?

Only if you finish your vegetables ~~and what you started last night~~.

...And there's only one "s" in "mavericks".

~~My god, what have I done?~~

((letting the days go by, let the water hold me down...))

Yep. You remembered your lines, didn't bump into the furniture, and even managed to use some words with more than one syllable.

Way to go Sarah!

Gee! Thanks! I sure deserved that ice cream afterwards.

P.s. What's a Bosnia?

Just goes to show what six years of college will do for you.

It's a car. Kinda like a Yugo.

Lots of hard work, that was!

A Bosnia is a car? Silly Joe! He acted like it was an actual place!

Yep.

Aw, he's old, you know. Bless his heart.

And he's a cry baby loser!

Debate? What debate?

~~hay bb~~

There was a debate between Cry Baby Biden and I!

~~Sup?~~

I must have missed it. A shame. I try to be well-informed.

~~a/s/l?~~

I totally kicked his butt! Palin style! (--Shazam!)

~~44/f/Alaska, U?~~

Congratulations on your victory. Has it served you well in the polls?

~~42/m/free floating through geography and time~~

Heck yes, mister! Everyone loves me now! Yippie!

~~Hot. Do u want 2 cyber?~~

Wonderful! I wish you luck on your quest to win the White House.

~~hell yes~~

Thanks, fella! I'm super excited about elections, and superrrr nervous too!

~~Yay! Let's do it.~~

Don't be. The moment they see you nervous is the moment the start to doubt you.

~~:DDDD~~

I'm tryin' really hard, I am!

~~;D;D;D;D~~

Well, if you never need help-- I mean, I'm no political strategist, but I do have a lot of experience winning over the hearts and the minds of the skeptical.

I'll keep that in mind! God Bless You! What's your name?

Benjamin Linus.

Yay! A new friend! Nice to meet you, Benjamin!

I'm Sarah Palin, if you didn't know!

Oh, I know. I've paid attention to the race. I'm voting for your ticket.

Gee Jolly, that's such good news! Thanks a bunch, Ben! Can I call you Ben?

Of course you can.

Fantastic! You rock!