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[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend's flirting with Sarah Palin.

brb, gettin' some jagged glass

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[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

YOUR COMEBACKS ARE LAMER THAN A MINIVAN FULL OF HOCKEY MOMS WHO CAN'T AGREE ON WHAT TO BAKE FOR THE ANNUAL TEAM BAKE SALE.

SHAZAM!

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

WE ALWAYS BAKE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AND RICE KRISPIES! SO THAT COME BACK WAS FALSE AND NOT FULL OF FACT!!!

SHAZAM, FOOL!

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

WELL I BET THEY TASTE LIKE CRAP


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SHUT UP ;_;

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

GONNA GO CRY? LIKE JOE-Y BIDEN DID? AWWWWW!!!!! ---NOT!

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

MAYBE I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIES.

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

YOU CAN TRY, BUT THEY FIGHT BACK, SUCKER.

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

Sucker?

WHO USES THAT WORD ANYMORE?

IS ALASKA STUCK IN A HOLE IN TIME WHERE IT'S 50 YEARS BEHIND THE REST OF THE COUNTRY?

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

The Great State of Alaska is BETTER THAN YOUR STATE. KTHNX.

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

TECHNICALLY I LIVE IN A DISTRICT AND NOT A STATE KTHXBAI

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

LAME!!! WELL, I RUN A STATE, AND YOU'RE JUST A SAD, JEALOUS HOMO!

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR IGLOO AND DO SOME ICE FISHING?

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

IGLOO'S AREN'T EVEN USED, IDIOT.

AND ALSO, ICE FISHING IS A LOAD OF FUN! DON'T KNOCK IT!

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S ALSO A LOAD OF FUN?

GAY SEX. DON'T KNOCK IT!

[shazampalin.livejournal.com]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I'LL BE PRAYING FOR YOUR SOUL, EVEN IF YOU'RE GONNA GO TO HELL ANYWAYS, SINNER!

[bythatmuch.livejournal.com]

HELL IS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

My sex life is awesome.

*winks*