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You must be from New York or somethin'.

I just prefer to look nice when I'm about to unload a can of whoop-ass...by beating up a big man with my tiny, ineffectual fists. :P My buddy Ben stole my favorite CD because he thinks that he can get away with murder.

I'm going to give that loser a wedgie if it kills me.

Boys. I swear, I've had it with 'em. Never have anything nice to say.

So. Are you from New York?

Stupid boys and their stupid boy penises. HA!

Me? Oh, hell no! I'm a California girl, although I did live in Japan for a year. My best friend's from New York, though. Knowing him makes me badass by association. :P

Anyway, howdy! I'm Jelly. Well...Kelly, but my mother is the last person on the PLANET that calls me by my given name.

Oh, wow. California, like...Los Angeles and stuff?

Jelly? All right. Libbie Mae Brown, pleased to meet you.

Yep! Nice place to visit, and I'm crazy to live here. :P

Libbie Mae Brown...nice to meet you! Love the name, it so cute! Very country and western. :P

Sounds real nice to me.

Oh, thanks, I guess. Country's not so bad. I'm from Missouri. Ever heard of Blaine?

Uh...oh.

Who called you adorable, Jell?

Nobody.

Ben? Has been after my J-pop CD's again. Bastard's getting five across the eyes...you know, in my imagination.

Tommy will make that man disappear if it KILLS me! Grrr!

Oh, you know Tommy will make that happen, just on the sheer basis of hearing that little terd scream like a girl.

No, he won't. He loves Ben more than he loves me...besides, I'm pretty sure Tommy put him up to it. I've...sort of been running that stuff into the ground at work. We all take turns with the stereo, you know.

Ahhh. *chuckles* Then make copies. When one goes missing? Play the backups.

...

*cracks up*

But I don't have backups now! That makes me sad faced. My favorite song was on that disc, and I wanna DANCE while I finish up this sketch for the client I'm meeting at four AM...yes, four AM.

Zeeeeeeee, come over and dance around with me. Fuck work, let's go clubbing! I'm disgustingly bored! Please, Mom? :P

Uck. Can I go pull the pregnant emotional crybaby on him and get it back for you? Pleassssse! 4AM? Jeez-us. I'm glad I'm not you.

Oh fuck yeah, but..if Tommy asks? I'm keeping you company and watching you dance cause I had one of these thingies (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/sunswept/babykarras10wks.jpg) done today and I'm supposed to be resting. I say phooey.

Oh...my...God Tommy didnottellmeyouwerehavingASONOGRAMTODAY!!!!!!

It's the cutest baby EVER!!!! I call dibs on the first to tickle himher! Zeeeeee! It's so PRETTY!!!

Pfft. I told him to. I've only been announcing EVERYTHING to EVERYONE since we came out with the news. So from now on? I'll be calling you, okay?

JELLLLLL! Yes! You can so call dibs. But the cute little itty bitty baby toes are MINE!

Booger is he, I'm tickling his ass when he gets into work on Monday.

Awwww, baby toes! WANT, ZEE! WANT!!