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[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Nothing sadder than a fat superhero!

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[ultimatewitch.livejournal.com]

I can think of sadder things.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Name eleven.

[ultimatewitch.livejournal.com]

Eleven? What's in it for me?

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

I don't know, entertainment? You don't think it would be fun?

[ultimatewitch.livejournal.com]

I think it would be mildly amusing.

Very well. For free, I will give you three examples. Off-hand, I should think that a beached whale, a drowning kitten, and a senile, recently-retired superhero with a walker would be a sadder sight.

[marked-echo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there are a lot of things sadder than that.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

I love how everyone is taking me really literally with this...

[marked-echo.livejournal.com]

Well, it's true, there are a lot of sadder things than that.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Well, obviously.

But admit it, fat superheroes are kind of depressing, right?

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't be so sure.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Smile, it was a joke.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Better?

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Much better. You're a very pretty girl and pretty girls should always smile more.

[mind-control6.livejournal.com]

For him maybe. I think it would be kind of entertaining to watch.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what everyone else said. Looking back, it was pretty freaking hilarious.

[mind-control6.livejournal.com]

Wait you know of a fat superhero? Dude, don't hold out on me!

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Dude! I used to be a fat superhero.

There are pictures.

[futureisgold.livejournal.com]

Well, if certain superheroes didn't eat half of the fucking cookie dough before it even went on the fucking pan...

Amirite?

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I totally hate it when you do that...

[futureisgold.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh.

That was you.

Not me.

Shut up. It was macadamia.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Hah! And you got really sick. And I laughed at you.

And then you whined like a girl and I was forced to pity you.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

It's tragic, really.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

Makes me cry just thinking about it, even.

[dontcallmepammy.livejournal.com]

I don't know what the world's coming to.

[1800-superbuddy.livejournal.com]

There's no telling. But I'll do something about it!