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Sleeping in the big bed. Perfect.

~~Junkyard Dog~~

Why is that perfect?

Because I have my most favorite people with me, in one place.

You are a very lucky man.

I think so.

Again... do I want to know?

*smirks* Just commenting on getting to sleep with my spouses, in the big bed, on 1000 thread count sheets.

*grinning* The dog snores.

The pregnant chick snores, too.

I do no--

Do I?

Yeah, ya do. Not as loud as our Roman bastard husband, though.

Oh! Was that him?

I thought a freight train was diverted through the bedroom while we were gone.

*laughs* That was him. I'm glad I can sleep through damn near anything.

That's why I had my head under a pillow and up against your back all night.

I'm getting the muzzle I want for him, that's all there is to it.

That ain't gonna help, ya know.

No, but he would look amazing.

Dirty girl.

Duh.