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Joe the plumber is my homeboy.

Is that every plumber named Joe or did you have a specific Joe in mind?

The famous Joe! From the debates last night. Everyone is talking about Joe.

*Opens his mouth to argue that there's no way that everyone could be talking about Joe the plumber. He closes his mouth before hand because he realizes how hypocritical that would sound*

Edited 2008-10-16 14:26 (UTC)

*beams*

Who?

Joe. The plumber. He's real famous, north of the border, amigo.

What did he do?

I don't know. Apparently, he got up in Barry Obama's face about something, and since Johnny McCain didn't have much of substance to debate about, he used Joe like a twenty dollar whore.

*ooookay* I... see.

I don't think it's going to do McCain any good, but hell, it's better than talking about the economy, right?

That would be more important...

It's depressing, Norrin. Why would I want to spend the end of my presidency being all down in the dumps?

Your job is to help people.

Holy f**k! Mr. President?!

Why, yes, son! That's me...well, for a little while.

Mom says I shouldn't be talking to you.

Why? Are you one of those messed up Palin kids?

No, it's plain and simple, Mr. President.

You hate Jews. And I'm a Jew.

Who told you I hate Jews?

I found out through the global system of interconnected computer networks. They never lie.

Well, son, I hate to make war on Al Gore's subversive means to take over the world, but the fact is that I have been a long standing friend to the nation of Israel and to the members of the Jewish faith. In fact, I got my cook to start serving those tasty little matzo balls, because those are a treat.

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