http://beefcake-cop.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-10-16 08:29 am
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At least I'm not a Petrelli!

OOC: Possible spoilers to Heroes in comments.
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[identity profile] spinthedradle.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Cartman. This is an emergency.


It's Bush. He's invaded LiveJournal. We need to do something.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure it's the real Bush, and not just Oliver Stone having Barbara Fucking HellBeast Streisand's stepson who PRETENDS to be Bush?

Either way is fucked up.

[identity profile] spinthedradle.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm in the process of testing his level of stupidity. We'll find out soon enough if he's the real deal.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, be careful, Kyle. Remember, he had the whole country fooled for a long time. Remember those weapons of mass destruction he claimed they had in f**king Iraq? Turned out it was just a catapult of camel shit and lots of A-rab crotch sweat. Nasty, yeah, but not WMD's.

[identity profile] spinthedradle.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
My mom unplugged my internet cable and restricted my access to LiveJournal. I'm using Stan's computer right now. This sucks.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Your mom's a mega-bitch, Kyle. How are you supposed to free LJ of the Bush?

[identity profile] spinthedradle.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know, Cartman. But I've got bigger issues to deal with right now. I totally missed last night's episode of HEROES.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ever see HIGHLANDER?

[identity profile] welcometo-life.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I say that every day.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought I was screwed up, thinking that my mom was my dad? But those people are f**king crazy.

[identity profile] welcometo-life.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And Angela's a complete bitch.

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm used to that. I deal with Kyle's mom every day. She's a mega, MEGA bitch.

Re: OOC:

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*ggg* Thanks. He's quite the voice in my head, but he's fun.

[identity profile] reportresurrect.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? With your Dad/Mom it's possible.....

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Can't be! Unless Adam and Angela...

*cues scary music*

[identity profile] reportresurrect.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Duuuude! You're the lost Petrelli!

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No...no! Can't be! I can't! Daddy Crane will sue my way out of this! Or...Daddy Hsu will crane my way out of this! Daddy Mulder? Or is he in sex rehab?

I DON'T WANNA BE A PETRELLI! I'M TOO SWEET TO BE A PETRELLI BOOOOOOOOOY!

Though, I have to admit, I have had a craving for brains, lately.

[identity profile] reportresurrect.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you the whiny one? The pyscho one? The crazy one? or the douche-y one?

[identity profile] beefcake-cop.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Whiny? No. I'm a figure of respect and au-thor-i-ty. I am not whiny. Psycho and crazy? Same thing. Douche Petrelli is in the dark. Literally.

I'm the Beefcake Petrelli.
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