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I'm feeling out of shape today.

Impossible.

I aught to go move some planets.

Would exercise even change anything?

Look at me, I'm all flabby and weak.

At least you have some muscles?

I don't.

You've still got a heart.

Technically, no. Even if I say I do.

Define, "technically."

...It's a star, not actually a heart that moves blood.

I thought you said you had organs in there.

Not many.

Not a heart.

The cowardly lion.

...

What are you calling me?

Well, it was the Tin Man who had no heart. But I always liked the Cowardly Lion more.

I'm not a coward.

Hank laughs!

Or younger than you.

He puts his arm across Norrin's shoulders.

We've been over this.

*shoves him off, moves away*

I'm not a coward, whatever you think.

The cowardly lion...is my favorite.

I don't know what you're talking about. 'Tin man' and 'cowardly lion'?

The lion isn't me.

No, the Tin Man had no heart.

I don't either.

And I'm not the suicidal one here. I don't want to give up and run from everything.

I'm going home. *zip!*