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[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Last three days? They never happened.

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[metropolischick.livejournal.com]

I'm good with that.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. It's official, then. Just strike them completely from the calendar.

[metropolischick.livejournal.com]

But seriously, Lois? Clark gets to make the toast at the reception.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Thank God.

(canon verse, just for kicks :D)

[hero_farmboy]

You actually remember the first one?

(canon verse, just for kicks :D)

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

The beginning of it.

[hero_farmboy]

You missed all the best parts. Of course, the best parts were the best because you were drunk, so I guess that makes that point kind of moot.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

...That's a little scary.

[hero_farmboy]

Well, I mean "best" in the sense that it's pretty prime blackmail material. Not that I'd ever do that, of course.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course you wouldn't.

[hero_farmboy]

Never. After all, I'm the... what was it? Sweetest boy ever?

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Never happened.

[hero_farmboy]

Absolutely not.

...I am getting my shirt back, right?

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Don't hold your breath waiting for it.

[hero_farmboy]

I thought you were against plaid.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

It was a jersey, Kent. Are you sure you were completely sober?

[hero_farmboy]

You ordered me the Shirley Temple yourself.

Since when are you a football fan, then? ...and that's my jersey. I won a championship in that.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

And you actually drank it?

Hey, I like football. You'll get it back sooner or later.

[hero_farmboy]

I wasn't just going to let it go to waste.

Sooner would be nicer.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

*shakes her head*

Later it is.

[hero_farmboy]

I had a feeling you'd say that.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Smart boy.

[hero_farmboy]

Smart and sweet. How ever do I manage it.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

I think you're an alien.

[hero_farmboy]

Oh, come on, Lois. There's no such things as aliens. Everyone knows that.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

How do you know?

Do you honestly think that on all the planets in all the solar systems we're the only people in existence?

[hero_farmboy]

Life on other planets, sure, but not here.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[hero_farmboy]

Well, think about it. Why would aliens be hanging out on Earth? Cow mutilations and crop circles?

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't they? Earth's pretty awesome.

[hero_farmboy]

If they can get all the way here, Earth's pretty far behind they are technologically speaking. We'd be boring is what we'd be.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

How do you know where they are technologically speaking?

[hero_farmboy]

Logic? We can't get where they are, so if they can get here, then they're more advanced than we are.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Or maybe it was an accident.

[hero_farmboy]

Sure. Like Roswell, right?

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

Right.

[hero_farmboy]

You know that was a weather balloon.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

I was being sarcastic.

[hero_farmboy]

Colour me shocked.

[ms-lois-lane10.livejournal.com]

What color would that be?